2 definitions by Alpha snowflake

A short, overweight female who waddles when walking. Common to be seen wearing exercise clothes that don't fit her. Typically preys on men with low standards and recently out of the military. Gets pregnant easily and sucks life out of innocent victim.
Did you hear about Pete? The penguin is 3 months pregnant, he should have listened to his friends.
by Alpha snowflake August 21, 2017
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When you are having a conversation with someone and they repeatedly cut you off. Also when on the phone with them they raise their voice to cut you off and get their point across.
A coworker and I were talking and he warded me the whole time. It made me not want to talk to him anymore.
by Alpha snowflake January 30, 2019
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