by Soupman79 November 20, 2024
Get the Chocolate Peachmug. The Peace of Princess Peach, is the Peach Treaty, where she says she loves Mario, and Luigi, equally, so both Mario Bros., and Luigi Bros., are equally valid.
The Peace of Princess Peach, led to the end of a crisis in The Mushroom Kingdom. Both Mario, and Luigi, are equals! Phew!
by I'mcrazy February 6, 2024
Get the The Peace of Princess Peachmug. Southern peach….
Is a first name to start. Space between and all.
She has the most beautiful inner moral compas and morals that are her foundation and core.
She looses herself along the way being a product of her environment. Growing up in the worst most violent places in the world she developes a shield and wall to forget her morals and become selfish and alone not truly attaching herself to anyone. She lets the world turn her sour.
That’s okay because this world
Will beat you to your knees and keep you there permenantly if she lets it.
No. She knows exactly the right time down the road of life into her more
Mature years after the childish fun life of hers comes to an end and throws those walls and shield away. She is so strong she proves it by action not words and never says anything twice. She is a goddess. And a colourful tattooed head to toe women with the addictive personality and looks you simply can’t ignore.
She walks into a room quiet but with weight and everyone sees her. Not many. Barley. Anyone actually gets the privilege to get to know her.
Don’t hurt her though. She’ll fuck you up.
If you don’t hurt her. She’ll show you what love truly is.
She won’t leave your side. She will stand beside you and ride along side even if she knows it’s wrong but can’t let you go alone.
She is everything you need exactly when you need it.
Is a first name to start. Space between and all.
She has the most beautiful inner moral compas and morals that are her foundation and core.
She looses herself along the way being a product of her environment. Growing up in the worst most violent places in the world she developes a shield and wall to forget her morals and become selfish and alone not truly attaching herself to anyone. She lets the world turn her sour.
That’s okay because this world
Will beat you to your knees and keep you there permenantly if she lets it.
No. She knows exactly the right time down the road of life into her more
Mature years after the childish fun life of hers comes to an end and throws those walls and shield away. She is so strong she proves it by action not words and never says anything twice. She is a goddess. And a colourful tattooed head to toe women with the addictive personality and looks you simply can’t ignore.
She walks into a room quiet but with weight and everyone sees her. Not many. Barley. Anyone actually gets the privilege to get to know her.
Don’t hurt her though. She’ll fuck you up.
If you don’t hurt her. She’ll show you what love truly is.
She won’t leave your side. She will stand beside you and ride along side even if she knows it’s wrong but can’t let you go alone.
She is everything you need exactly when you need it.
by Noordhoff November 22, 2022
Get the southern peachmug. Dude I was peach faced
by Troy8386374486 August 22, 2019
Get the Peach facemug. Text to speech used by somebody who talks to their phone like it is their therapist, and not a robot converting their gibberish inner-monologue.
Usually accompanied by run-on sentences lacking punctuation, often sprinkled homophones with , and frequently reads worse than something written by someone with English as a second language.
Usually accompanied by run-on sentences lacking punctuation, often sprinkled homophones with , and frequently reads worse than something written by someone with English as a second language.
Customer: "... I would say that is weigh to much for a bike that cost almost 2 grand, how am I to make sense in spending so much, need a front rim north background should be used on this bike because of the weight of it, I offered to send the rim to you at my cost, your bike mechanics know that they can match true it at 100%, why else would they give me a Saul brush off, I need your cooperation in getting test done, I am a consumer of this spike.."
*30 clauses later*
Customer: "Sorry using SIRI Texas Peach"
*30 clauses later*
Customer: "Sorry using SIRI Texas Peach"
by BlurpleHippo January 17, 2022
Get the Texas Peachmug. by whereismytoothbrush December 14, 2016
Get the spank a peachmug.