Kung Fu Panda

1.A fat-ass man usually around 400 lbs. that claims to know kung fu.
2. A fucking idiot

Did you see the fat ass in the kung fu stance with a Twinkie in his mouth. That must be Kung Fu Panda

by BrotherBob March 8, 2013

night panda

To slam/jump into someone from the side, making them stumble forward and hopefully fall over. Usually, you shout "night panda" as you slam into the person.
- Taken from the scene in a Jackass dvd were the guys are dressed up as panda's, their in Japan and their running around jumping into stuff and ruining it.

someone bumps into you gently... "you call that a night panda??"

by cathi September 25, 2005

Butt Panda

A general term for someone who acts like they're full of shit half the time and tell the truth the other half of the time. A person who tells the truth to one person and then lies to another.

Guy 1: Man, Charlie has been a Butt Panda lately.
Guy 2: I know right, he told me he was going to be here all night.
Guy 1: That's what I mean he told me the same and then that Butt panda left about an hour ago!

by The Mega-Bonner August 14, 2011

fuzzy panda

One who is your gf / bf, but you don't love them (yet).

I asked her out last night...she's my fuzzy panda.

by Nathan Hulsey October 17, 2006

Red and White Panda

A beautiful, witty, intelligent, humble creature.

I love that Red and White Panda

by p February 17, 2005

Friendly Panda

Someone who is extremely friendly with their sister. Derived from the Punjabi expression Pehn da yaar.

Mate, you friendly panda.

by Ranbeer Brar October 13, 2005

Piko Panda

One of the best solo acoustic acts this side of the Rockies. Features the brilliant song writing and distinct vocal abilities of Jacob.

Person A: "What kind of music do you listen to?"
Person B: "Piko Panda"
Person A: "Who?"
Person B: "Piko Fucking Panda"

by redistrict August 9, 2008