polishing my pearl

When a person with a vagina masturbates using clitoral stimulation.
Brittany: "what took you so long?"

Alexis: "sorry, I was polishing my pearl."
by asshatasshat June 26, 2016
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Polish fly swatter

The spash screen placed in the bottom of a urinal to stop spattering pissors from getting ocean spray on their trousers. The Polish fly swatter often is embedded with a urinal cake or scented sustance to enable you to spend many hours of enchanting sniffing in such a delightful environment.
Damn, what the hell? Some sick bastard stuck a Polish fly swatter in my gym bag last night!
by Frank Klaune February 21, 2005
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Reverse Polish Sausage

A bizarre and likely theoretical sexual position in which a woman makes love to a man with a two pronged strap on intended to provide double penetration to a woman. Both of the prongs are flexed enough to be forced into the ass of the man.
It was a crazy night, she pulled out her devise and tried a reverse polish sausage but I was not having it.
by mechanicalgoat October 05, 2009
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Polish Pin Wheel

When a man mounts a woman on his shaft and begins to spin her in mid air. Like a pin wheel.
Dude, did you hear? Fred gave Jamie a Polish Pin Wheel last friday.
by youraveragejoe March 05, 2009
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polish alarm clock

(Verb) The act of masturbating in someone's face early in the morning to wake the said individual up.
I was sleeping soundly, then Dave, the son-of-a-bitch, polish alarm clock-ed me awake.
by J.P. Higgenbottom June 27, 2008
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Polish Bowling Ball

Much like the shocker this is a term used to describe inserting two fingers in the vagina, and one in the anus.
by BuLL January 06, 2005
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