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Sag Titties

Mrs. Stearns, you are looking so sag titties today!
by Hammber February 20, 2011
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Titty Tickets

Bead necklaces that often come from parades and that later one can exchange for a viewing of female breasts
He had so many titty tickets that we saw boobs all night!
by Bella Baby 0143 July 26, 2013
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Titty Litter

The mess of glitter, smeared make-up, shame, and coconut scent left behind by a stripper after a lap dance.
I went home after a wild night, and my wife bitched about all the titty litter on my face.
by ricklesspi November 8, 2013
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titty flappers

When u so fat ur Tittys flapping like dumbos ears
U seen him yeah he's a lardass he's got titty flappers
by Grass man September 18, 2017
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Tittie Blast

when a man shoves his cock in a womans mouth she gets hard down there and starts blasting milk out the tiny titties in a babies ass hole while the babie gives anal to the dad
by Spasms March 23, 2017
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Titty Exam

What you do to a girl to determine size if you're blind or horny.
1. Slap her titties.
2. See if they move.
3. Run if she noticed.
* If her boobs do not move, she is either flat-chested or......you slapped the wrong spot.
* If you're blind and try this, be sure you hear a girl's voice while you're doing it.
Man: "Need a titty exam?"

Lady: "What's that?"

Man: "I'll show you."
by RebelDroomzyD June 30, 2014
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titty milkshake

when your girlfriend gives you a milkshake that is made of titty milk
Hey baby want a milkshake
Yes I do

Well its gonna taste real good
It tastes like tits
Well its a titty milkshake
by JDF149 March 1, 2015
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