office grunger

a grunger who works in an office by day and a punk rocker by night

man, Amy is a sexy office grunger!

by grunger 101 October 26, 2011

Office Viral

Def'n #1: When an email gets passed around the office very quickly - usually when it wasn't supposed to.

Def'n #2: The speed with which the fun office rumours or gossip get passed around.

Jay: Our whole department has seen that wicked email you sent to Steve - that's NSFW!
May: Whoa, that was just meant for him. Dangit, it's gone Office Viral...

Sal: Hey, did you hear who Stupid Sexy Flanders is hooking up with?
Hal: Totally, but where have you been - that went Office Viral last week.

by Leafsblowgoats September 30, 2013

Office fly-tipping

Discreetly depositing one's workplace detritus at different bins around the office. Reasons for doing so include smell of lunch remnants, lack of one's own bin, producing too much paper based waste, to annoy work colleagues, for spite.

Simon: What were you doing in payroll?
Will: I was office fly-tipping.
Simon: Teriyaki don?
Will: Yessir.

by SatMisc November 21, 2013

office code

A specific hand gesture used to signify your wish to rapidly 'pump' or 'enter' your work colleagues vaginal/anal region.

John: hey, wanna see the new office code i made?
Irene: what does it mean?
John: it means your gonna bleed.

by wondermyke December 10, 2013

office grizzle

When your in an office and a dude comes by and he smells like pussy and coffee.

Dude John says that you came into work yesterday smelling like the office grizzle.

by The lurk master May 23, 2014

office bladder

A condition where one finds oneself getting up to pee much more often when sitting in an office as opposed to other settings. Especially if this condition cannot be explained by water or coffee consumption alone.

Person 1: Something about being in an office means I have to pee like every half hour. Usually I can hold it for 10 hours! What gives?
Person 2: Sounds like office bladder. Maybe you're so sick of just sitting there at your desk that as soon as your bladder has anything in it you go, 'time to get up to pee!'

by the only Chi on this website September 19, 2014

office weapons

Any sort of weapons the weird guy on your floor may use against you in retaliation for confronting him for stealing your lunch. Office weapons include but are not limited to: ballpoint pen, pencil(mechanical or wooden), scissors, stapler, staple remover, box cutter, power cord, scalding hot coffee, computer monitor, etc.

After confronting Garry about filching my tuna sandwich, he threatened me with a number of office weapons.

by Jahbreezy February 18, 2015