Shrodinger's Fap

An allegory for a terrible willy wankin' addiction. At any given point you are either fapping or not fapping. Like you're the cat and fapping is the poison

Paul: "I've been thinking about titties all morning. Man, it feels like at any time I could break down and fap"

Pattrick: "I'd hate to joke about your troubles, but it'd be pretty funny if we called that Shrodinger's Fap"

by Founder of Shrodinger's Fap April 29, 2022

Fun Fapping February

During the month of February, men must be fapping more than it is usually recommended. This is to make up for the fact that we have No Nut November and let’s be honest, Destroy Dick December doesn’t go as well as we’d like

Yo did you participate in Fun Fapping February? Yeah dude I’ve been sucked dry.

by BoukiBoi November 18, 2020

Fap Face

Typically a person who likes to fap, and ejaculate all over their face.

Oh my, I fapped all over my face last night cause I'm a dirty fap face.

by Notafaggotfaggot August 25, 2016

fap collection

A collection of photos or videos a man uses when he faps

"What's this folder titled "homework"?"

"Don't open it it's my entire fap collection"

by Maxwellmace January 24, 2024

Fap

Yes this word does mean

Masturbating but sometimes it could be used for shooting something at someone like a gun

Aye bro Fap his ass rq

by Lorenzow57 April 10, 2023

fuming fap

beating your meat out of pure frustration.

i'm sick of getting these answers wrong, gonna take a fuming fap real quick.

after failing the test, johnny slipped into the bathroom and came out 20min later...that fap was definitely fuming.

by SheepLand June 11, 2021

Fap

Noun; Acronym for FINGERS and PALM. USING. The hand (palm and fingers) to materurbate

To fap, Using his fingers and rosy palm he fapped it out

by AngryCouple13 December 5, 2021