Shitty nails occur when your mother decides only to buy 1 ply toilet paper, and when you proceed to wipe your fingers push through the paper and your fingers strike the shit around your "brown eye"
by Hotass Carl May 20, 2009
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The chair of nails is useful in many ways. The chair of nails cured me of my tuberculosis, and gave me horrific reoccuring nightmares. I reccomend the junior model, which can be used on children ages 3-12, with included restraints, and gravity feed bloodbucket. Believe me your children will never forgive you if you fail to purchase one, and subsequently force them to use it.
by ellsworthtoohey August 7, 2011
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man: Jane from accounting's got red nails
Jane: Fuck off!!
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Dude:yeah ima geter drunk first
Jane: Fuck off!!
Man:dude, dont ask her out shes got red nails, she'll eat you alive!!
Dude:yeah ima geter drunk first
by frankie rekay April 1, 2009
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If marijuana is a nail... then
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"I sure wish I had a few Nine Inch Nails," says Stoner 1.
"I think you have a few nine ince tails," said Stoner 2.
"I think you have a few nine ince tails," said Stoner 2.
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