token dude

the one guy that a girl will always go back to, no matter how much he fucks her around. usually some scummy white boy who thinks his penis is god’s greatest gift

friend one: you need to stop having sex with brian! he’s a fuckboy!
me: i can’t, he’s my token dude! i don’t know what it is but something about him makes me always want more!

by haaaannnnaaaaa November 15, 2018

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dude-tacular

Adj. - often used in a negative context to describe a disproportionately high male to female ratio at a social gathering

syn. sausage fest

"Bro are you sure you want to go to Pierson's party? It's going to be so dude-tacular."

"Bro the gym was so dude-tacular today, all the meat heads trying to ham it up before spring break; I couldn't catch a single glimpse of sweater meat."

by Jackson Hall December 30, 2008

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dude brain

When a guy doesn’t see what is wrong with his actions, treats you like one of the boys, over thinks what small things are, thinks you want more than what you actually do, doesn’t understand how you feel and why you are feeling it because he doesn’t get those feelings, just does not get it, is really slow in constructing responses only to then respond to one thing and lots of other silly things like that. That’s what it means to have dude brain, you are a typical dude. Tends to break a lot of relationships, tends to also show up in guys who have never really had a relationship.

“Wow Ben really has a serious case of dude brain”

“Girl, don’t worry about it, he just has dude brain, he will grow out of it”

by Ellaaaaaaa March 25, 2020

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