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sext message

Leah just sent me the naughtiest sext message ever.
by Tipp1971 January 13, 2009
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stoughton, massachusetts

by ryan April 18, 2005
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away message status

putting a quote from or referencing another person in ones away message, thus giving them status. That way anyone who looks at the away message:
1. thinks to themself, "WOW that Person A must be SO cool/funny because they are in Person B's away message"
2. sees that the person putting up the away message must have liked the comment so much they want all the people on their buddy list to see that they interact with cool/funny people.
please note: away message status (or simply, status as it has come to be called) should not be freely given to just anyone. The recipient's comment must be witty, clever and well-timed. Also, it is acceptable to make comments in hopes of getting status, but one should never beg or ask for status (that is a sign of being desperate)
Example of Away Message Status:

Screename: I think I just peed my pants, wait just milk
...out call the cell...
by ScottScott January 2, 2006
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Away message

When someone puts a message on their instant messenger signifying the fact that they can't talk at that moment.
When Jane had to leave the computer, she put up an away message.
by Susie February 18, 2005
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Massad

Massads are truly amazing people beautiful and extremely inteligent. They are very selfless always trying to help their fellow man. They will make you smile and laugh non-stop. If you ever find yourself in the presence of a Massad cherish that moment because you are truly blessed!
OMG that show was so Massad!
by Claytorade January 20, 2012
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Magical Massager

The one back massager in the house your mom never lets you use.
"Mommy my back hurts can I use that big new big Magical massager"

"NO BITCH THATS MINE I NEED IT TONIGHT YOUR GROUNDED BITCH"
by doughballfro92 June 23, 2009
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West Texas Massage

when someone beats a rattlesnake to death with a baseball bat or any other hard sports item.
"the other day little john juan yelled snake!"
"what did u do?"
"i gave that serpent a good ol' west texas massage with the woman's sex toy"
by THUNDER_N_U_T_Z February 23, 2010
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