Piss Mogged

The act of using a public urinal, and having a much weaker piss stream than the person next to you.

The guy next to me utterly piss mogged me with the most girthful and powerful stream I've ever heard

by Cap_t April 2, 2026

Jaunt-mogged

The act of effortlessly outshining others in appearance or vibe to the point they get "jaunted" Jaunting being a reference to the short story by Stephen King.

Haruma Miura Jaunt-Mogged Jeremy Allen white back to the womb.

by toshisdice April 10, 2026

Quip-mogged

When one person makes one joke, a different person makes another, and the group laughs at only one of them.

This typically takes place in the Jackbox Game, Quiplash

you just got quip-mogged

by norobuxmeansimsad309194134 April 12, 2026

The Fish Monger

Me and my pal got the fish stripped of any bones and proceeded to rub it up and down our bodies til we were soaking wet with blood and fish oils. Then with a straw we sucked it off each other's bodies. It's over when the first one is sick.

Wow me and my dad just played "The Fish Monger" it was a great bonding experience.

by Steve Jobs 21230 May 27, 2017

Park Hobo Mongrel

An unpapered dog given to someone by a stranger, usually in a park, in order for the stranger to rid herself of the unwanted canine. It is usually done in such a manner that the person acquiring the cur does not have adequate time to assess the gravity of the mistake that is about to be made.

Ron's ex-wife was able to force upon him the park hobo mongrels that they had acquired together during their marriage, and was even able to make him grateful for the opportunity to own the four drastically lesser dogs.

by tnj629 February 17, 2022

Bitch-Ass Cock-Mongering Gutter Slut

A person who is being extremely annoying, unreasonable, frustrating, or simply a massive whore.

Person 1: I went to the store today and the lady in front of me bought so much stuff it took forever.
Person 2: What a bitch-ass cock-mongering gutter slut.

by log_e(e^e)=e May 20, 2023

Iraqi Ginger Mongrel

When you exceed 5 blunders in a game of chess with a friend on chess.com.

"Dude I got 7 blunders this game."
"Nathan, you're such an Iraqi Ginger Mongrel."

by Old Spice Muncher June 6, 2023