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Monkey Island

Silly point-and-click fun at its finest.
by Spacecow March 16, 2003
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Monkey's Blood

Northern English name for Strawberry Sauce.

Originating from the comparable colour of blood and strawberry sauce. There is no real explanation as to why is it specifically the blood of a monkey.
"eh-ah, bust us some monkey's blood on ma 99 please"
by jesusfuck! October 5, 2009
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twat monkey

An inhabitant of a vagina. A slut. A swag. A chicken head. Male or female.
by Elizzle May 19, 2006
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its monkey

Another way of saying 'its no big deal' or 'don't worry about it'
Greg: Dude! I totally forgot to get you a birthday present!
Kevin: Its monkey, i didnt get you anything for your birthday last year, remember?
by gregl90 May 13, 2010
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big monkey nigger

A very mysterious creature that is usually held hostage and works without payment, aka a slave. thye LOVE kfc and always carry KFC coupons on them. its belived that big monkey niggers live within us in society these days.
"Ayo my car got stolen last week"
gerald: "Must have been a big monkey nigger"
by z1pxy June 29, 2022
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Island Monkey

He's an island monkey / Er istreiner insel Affen.
by Just-Adam January 2, 2017
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Fuck me sideways with a monkey wrench

Its just an exclamtion..either of surprise, horror, disgust, dismay...
Person 1: still another forty minutes of this boring lesson

Person 2: Aaah..fuck me sideways with a monkey wrench!
by The Wild Child January 4, 2008
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