Mississippi Mud Smurf

When you have sex in a porta-potty and it tips over with the occupants inside.

This concert is getting me so hot; do you want to go do a Mississippi Mud Smurf?

by medic1234 August 13, 2022

Mississippi Muzzleloader

A distinguished sex act performed by a gentleman unto another. The recipient throws their legs over their head, while the gentleman assumes the piledriver position above them.

The gentleman enters anally, and after a time, yanks out his beauregard, drops his entire tobacco chew in their southern plantation, and then packs it in like he's loading an inferior Confederate firearm.

"Bless her heart, she's walking like her gentleman turned her Antebellum into a Mississippi Muzzleloader"

by PhatRob August 31, 2022

Mississippi mud trap

When you shit while getting fucked in the ass.

I fed Steve tacos to make sure we had a good Mississippi mud trap tonight

by VinnieXX September 7, 2022

Minsussy

The sussy but hot person with one of the best discord pfps ever

Minsussy is being sussy today

by Minsus September 11, 2022

Mississipi Moonsnooze

Is when an astronaut first takes his sperm into his mouth during sex and then sneezes into his partner's vagina with the intention of impregnating her despite the weightlessness of purer space and the slow speed of ejaculation.

"Oh boy, Igor sure moonsnozed me good last Night"

"Captain I am off my birthcontrol. Let's try a Mississipi Moonsnooze!"

by RaggaTheMuffin November 27, 2022

Mississippi

an American state that is spelt like a disabled child with no arms, legs or left eyeball wrote it.

person a "how do you spell Mississippi??"
person b "I have no fucking clue"

by hhhhdfghj December 2, 2022

Mississippi fuck pig

This term refers to a type of female commonly found at a Waffle House or dennys these “women” often try to have sex with truckers, Amazon drivers, and even garbage men going in for an early morning bite before the morning trash pickup

I got herpes from a Mississippi fuck pig

by Hankhill69 December 14, 2022