Minecraft Bee 

According To all known Laws of Aviation there is no way a Minecraft Bee should be able to fly

Its blocky Shape looks too fat to fly

The Minecraft Bee of Course Flys anyway

Timmy: Bees
John: Minecraft Bee
Timmy: Wait What
*Minecraft Bee comes over*
*the Bee Rapes Timmy*
Timmy: *punches bee*
*whole Bee Colony Comes Over with the Mad Emoji Face
Timmy:O h s h i t.

Minecraft Bee by Cursed_Spoon September 15, 2019

Minecraft Java 

the best version of minecraft, yet most people can't afford it.

Minecraft java is better than bedrock

Minecraft Java by SIeepyB0i April 3, 2022

Minecraft kid

Those annoying kids on the bus or at school that play minecraft and recite lines from asdf

Jennifer: "Hey, what are you doing?"
Joey: "playing minecraft."
Jennifer: "ok. As long as you don't become a minecraft kid"

Minecraft kid by Mintyporksoda February 2, 2019

Minecraft Java Edition 

Minecraft Java Ediiton is best for those that actually want to play minecraft and those who dont are plebs. Get good NONS

EWW you dont play MINECRAFT JAVA EDITION u pleb

Minecraft Java Edition by yeeturmumtingscamm November 30, 2020

Minecraft mods 

The number 1 thing on porn hub that horny 5 years look up

I got on porn hub and watched Minecraft mods I squirted everywhere

Minecraft mods by MoM SAiD ItS mY TuRn November 15, 2018

Minecraft Christian Server 

Why tf are you looking this up?

GO OUTSIDE BITCHES OR PLAY ON A Minecraft Christian Server

Minecraft Christian Server by Iof July 18, 2018

minecraft villager 

A person who shows no enthusiasm during sex, even at the climax, similar to the behavior of a villager in the Minecraft video game.

"When she came, it was no movement and a disinterested 'Hmm.'"
"A... Minecraft Villager?"
(thanks, u/mister_beetlejuice)

minecraft villager by Pvt_Inbreastigator September 18, 2020