Miles

a cool and amazing person, he is very fun to watch crime docs with and is just overall very epic <33

Miles is very cool

I afree

by uh snek :3 June 27, 2023

Miles

A muscle headed nigga with uneven eyes and head shape like a beat up rock and smells like old ass and titties

Damn miles why yo head so damn lumpy and why yo eyes are too

by lumpyhead101 December 19, 2019

8 mile-ing

When you dump astro glide on an 8 mile slip and slide using a mountain bike, and then go down the slip and slide on your erect penis.

So Tim, did you hear about the guy who went 8 mile-ing the other day?

by cajungeek March 5, 2020

Mark mile

A mark mile is a unit of measurement where one standard mile is equivalent to five mark miles. In other words, 1 mile = 5 mark miles. This unit can be used for any calculation involving distance, where distances are converted by multiplying the number of miles by five to get the equivalent number of mark miles. This derives from mark the half man who is short, walking is strenuous on him.

I had to walk 1 mile to the store, which was 5 mark miles.

by Zeeman2121 June 21, 2024

Mile High Pie

A pie made out of ice cream that is exactly a mile long. It is made with a cookie crust and with patterns of vanilla, strawberry and chocolate ice cream.

“I’m feeling like eating a mile high pie today”
“Bruh that’s a mile long how can you eat that”

by kirbyfan99 February 28, 2022

Miles off it

A blanket statement used to describe something/someone which is severely below par, it can be used in many contexts, particularly common when describing the attractiveness of a person, or an unconventional idea.

Fabio: what do you think of this outfit?
Wilson: it’s miles off it

Dre: I think this girl is well fit, what do you reckon?
Wilson: nah, she’s miles off it

Shane: what do you think of pineapple on pizza?
Wilson: that’s miles off it

by Lord Andreas II August 22, 2025

Miles

Miles are only good at being tall and that’s it. When you look at a Miles they have big lips and dumbass look. When you meet a miles they usually want to suck the the D and be super gay

Doctor: sorry to inform you but you have a chase of miles and now you are super gay

by Gaynigga69 February 22, 2019