Mike's List 

An email you receive at 10PM from a co-worker that just went on vacation that contains a list of items he failed to fix over the last month.

Jesus, I just got Mike's List and now I have to head to Blomkin to fix a PC that's been down for 3 weeks.

Mike's List by Jotok November 21, 2010

mike tysons elbow

When you are busting for a shit.

I'm busting for a shit that bad it feels like mike tysons elbow coming out of my arse.

mike tysons elbow by Bobb Todd May 11, 2014

mike rivera

a man that jerks off at least thirteen times a day.

you're such a Mike rivera

mike rivera by dicknibbler January 27, 2016

Mike LaTorres 

1. The name version of "My Clitoris"

Did you see Mike LaTorres on the news last night?

Mike LaTorres by Mike LaTorres July 25, 2016

Mike Mowinski 

A man who types like a chicken pecks the ground, and loves spare wibs!

When Mike Mowinski is ordering at Famous Dave's he orders spare wibs!

Mike Mowinski by Scum Lord Brayden January 12, 2017

mike moiczek 

a short white guy with a small dick but attitude makes up for it. Rude.. Disrespects women. Like girls under 18 and over 70. Thinks he hot shit that rides a motorcycle

the pizza maker is a real asshole his name must be mike moiczek

mike moiczek by mech1981 June 25, 2017

mike khoury

Mike khoury is vastly popular on twitter and Snapchat. A few of his videos have gone viral, such as the time he got finessed in the Taco Bell drive thru. People often find humor in the fact that he is extremely unfortunate.

Also, he loves his cat, Sebastian.

EX#1: lmfao you really just got jumped at your OWN PARTY, dassa Mike Khoury move.

EX#2: you more obsessed with your cat than mike khoury is.

mike khoury by Bugcity September 20, 2017