Yubari King Melon

A melon. That's about it. Except it's 23,500 FUCKING DOLLARS FOR A PAIR. Cause why the fuck not?

We have too much money, lets buy some Yubari King Melons!

by AwesomeScienceFacts December 20, 2017

The True Melons

True Melons wield the power of melons, and they do not care about scientific facts about them. Those are for nooby scrubs named Midnight. True Melons will unite against imposters, and smite them from Earth. All who disagree shall be dismembered and fed to the beasts of hell.

The True Melons are the best :P

by M3l0n H3@d May 29, 2019

Water my melons

When she wants you to cum from her tit job

OHHHHH WATER MY MELONS BABY!!!

by Penelopewantstojack June 17, 2020

stupid ass melon

another term for cocomelon

guy 1: have you herd of cocomelon
guy 2: oh yeah that stupid ass melon

by fuckcoco69420suckmycock February 24, 2021

easy peasy melon squeezy

Humorous phrase dat a guy utters to triumphantly/braggingly indicate his lack of difficulty in getting a buxom gal to let him play wif her boobs.

I first asked Tiffany if I could gently bury my face between her ample tits; once she allowed me to do dat and was feeling all warm and cuddly from my tender nuzzling, it was then totally "easy peasy melon squeezy" getting her to let me "put my hands where my face had been", especially since by then she was accustomed to having me make major physical contact wif her chest-pillowz.

by QuacksO April 1, 2021

G’d your melon

Phrase used when you trick someone into believing a lie. Sorta like saying SIKE bitch

Him: I really see myself marrying you...

Her: Awww baby, you’re serious???

Him: HA! HA! G’d your melon dumb ass!!!!

by Melly Rich June 5, 2021

Big juicy melon tits

Name of an individual with remarkably large jugs. Typically resemble the shape of watermelons. Individuals with these characteristics frequently locate in southern Queensland.

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That bird has “big juicy melon tits”

by Whiteboy! March 24, 2022