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matthew fischer

fagget tall kid who is really scrawny and loves little ugly asian girls super homo
Dude: he hooked up with all those ugly chicks

Other Dude: yea he's such a matthew fischer
by Robert Swann April 23, 2011
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Matthew 15:4

Jesus calls he pharisees hypocrites for not executing their disobedient children.
Ye hypocrites (Matthew 15:4)! You should kill your brats for not eating their pees!
by Guyoo December 8, 2007
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Matthew

A super hot guy, who is usually into music, reggae, plays guitar, ukelele, drums, and sometimes piano. Can sing really well. Really sweet, kind caring, smart, cute, funny. Usually meets their soulmate on Omegle and they make really good couples with girls named Nadia.
"Wow, look at that guy, he looks like a Matthew."
by ilikefoodandunicorns September 25, 2011
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Matthew

A regular average Californian male. Laid back and chill, this mildly common creature can often appear high to those who don't know otherwise. Though kind and always available, this species is highly deflective. Usually, Matthews only share their true feelings with a soul mate. Very often, these creatures will also become particularly attached to certain words. The words vary greatly, ranging from sexual to biscuits to Britney Spears. Though mostly comprised of these positive features, Matthews can develop extremely douchebag-like tendencies, often resulting in womanizing. After extended periods of this behavior, Matthews will often go into a state of depression and likely distance themselves from loved ones. These states of depression can cause substance abuse, alcoholism, and cutting in extreme cases. Also, a Matthews trust is difficult to gain and very easy to lose, so caution is advised. Despite all of these major flaws, Matthews remain fun and spontaneous to be around (provided they trust you), and they will always lend a helping hand.
"My friend ditched his girlfriend to drive me to my cousin's funeral today."
"Wow. He's a total Matthew."

"Oh my gosh. My brother was talking about how he'd run out of virgin ass at his school today."
"Your brother is such a jerky Matthew."

"I really like this guy, but he won't open up to me."
"He's a Matthew. It just takes time."
by Darth Biscuit February 1, 2013
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Matthew

A cute guy, who loves you no matter what. He is always there for you and he always tells you how much you mean to him. If he tells you his secrets that means your important. Never let go of a Matthew don’t make that mistake.
Matthew
by THEODORE(ted) July 18, 2019
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Matthew

a sweet, nice, always lovable, handsome guy, but in the end he is a ball-less, back stabbing, promise breaking, liar who ignores you; doesn't care about you anymore, no matter how hard you try to just talk to him, and nothing more.
friend1:"aww guuurl you two are so cute together"
friend2: "yeah he is so nice to you and us! he is a keeper!"
girl: "yeah, he was, but now he's totally ending up like a matthew, it sad" ):
by LElizabeth August 13, 2010
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dave matthews band

Great Band!!!!
a touch overrated, but not here, the guitar isn't the best butthe blend is perfect and the writing is perfect
dave matthews band Everyday, Under The Table and Dreaming, Live; in Chicago, at Luther College, and at Red Rocks
by E1 K4B0NG April 15, 2006
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