Manmonal

the syndrome of emotions and behaviors exhibited by men when they are being overly dramatic due to their manly hormones including, but not limited to: crying, petulousness, passive aggression, whining, slamming objects forcefully, throwing objects, pouting, or hiding in their room.

"Brad, did you just eat my entire stash of candy bars after I told you not to?"
"NO!" *throws 15 empty candy bar wrappers to the ground*
"Wow Brad, way to be so manmonal..."

by HauntedVelcro September 30, 2019

Mayonnaise

When it is time to leave the restaurant after you are finished eating. Usually involved with a dine and dash situation.

The code word is mayonnaise. Hear that shit and it's time to run for the exits.

by Ice_Ice_PayMe October 11, 2019

Mayonnaise Cake

Code for "cumming inside" during sex.

See also creampie or not pulling out

Guy 1: Yo bro how did your date go?
Guy 2: Dude it was nice. WE made some Mayonnaise Cake together
Guy2: ayyyyyyy

by Matt_Money November 28, 2019

Manion

When your man does your bidding, like a minion, but better because he is sexy and bang-able.

A great man that takes care of his woman's needs, without being asked to.

Girl 1: Hey, were you able to fix the hallway light.

Girl 2: I was going to, but Joey beat me to it. And then surprised me with cake! He is such a good Manion.

by NeonPinkSheep May 23, 2020

Manrona

Adjective describing the symptoms a man thinks he has after thinking he has been exposed to Covid-19 aka corona virus when he has not. Mysterious symptoms that appear for no reason and are not actually real but made up within the head of that said man.

My husband has manrona today, he says he has body aches and a headache after being around my friend that go tested but does not actually have the virus.

by AlLiSoN LeIgH July 11, 2020

Mayonnaise Warrior

Some Bullshit Morgan made up with her friend and now she thinks its an entire movement.

You are such a Mayonnaise Warrior. Imagine not liking cock sliding down your throught

by cockdevourer88 July 21, 2020

Mantonello

A person who desires a central position during group sex with Jordan Peterson and Dan Andrews

Bloke is such a Mantonello

by Sinny17 August 26, 2020