MILF

Heather Chronister

Hello, I am a MILF

by 666- April 18, 2018

Milf

Mother In Late 40s

Single mom on Tinder: I’m a milf! Looking for anyone who likes cats!!!
Son: MOM! DO YOU KNOW WHAT A MILF IS?!?!?
Mom: yes?

by Suck.A.Toe June 4, 2018

milf-portrait

the make-up job, self-applied, on a desirable older woman's face

Joe: Jeez, she looks a right mess!

Hank: Yeah, she sure screwed up that milf-portrait.

by philologue August 14, 2011

Melfie

A selfie photograph taken into a mirror to view how one looks. mirror selfie

I'll just take a 'melfie' to see if my clothes look good

by Hig1983 March 24, 2016

Brownie Milf

a girl that is a brownie (girlscout) and was a slut and has a kid but shes hot

Madison used to be a girlscout but now she's a brownie milf.

by ILikeBrowniesInMilk September 6, 2009

SS] MILF [r

1. One who disobeys orders.
2. Couldn't find their way out of a paper bag with a map.
3. Someone that will never make the Sea Snipers clan.

I talked to my friend today, he's such a SS MILF r, he can't do anything right.

by [SS] Grifter March 1, 2005

National Milf Day

May 8th, the Saturday before Mother’s Day.

Celebrating young and old milfs alike.
Originally celebrated on May 10, but since milfs can’t party on mondays, the day officially has been changed to May 8th.

Happy National milf day hoe! Let’s get wasted and shake our mommy milkers.

by Bigdoggy May 8, 2021