It's when somebody runs into the bathroom and has to shit really bad. They don't even get their pants all the way down and blast shit all over the place. The sheer horror and disbelief of a brown massacre is enough to make a grown man break into tears.
If your house is full of drunk people, or if you just had a big bean burrito, get ready for a brown massacre from hell.
by rockstarchris June 21, 2007
Get the brown massacre mug.Unsophisticated people of a low socioeconomic status that don't eat lobster rolls for dinner at least twice a week.
Son: I'm hungry.
Mother: Do you want hot dogs or ramen noodles?
Son: Can we have lobster rolls?
Mother: No, lobster is too expensive.
Son: But all my friends...
Mother: I don't give a fuck what your friends eat you ungrateful little bastard.
Son: But mom...
Mother: There will be no lobster rolls in this house. Ever.
Son: You bitch!
Mother: Go to your room.
Son: Sorry mom. Can we get a Subaru?
Mother: This family does not drive a Subaru or eat lobster rolls.
Son: Why?
Mother: Because we are proudly among the unwashed masses. We are trash.
Son: Ok.
Mother: Don't forget you have therapy tomorrow at 3:30.
Mother: Do you want hot dogs or ramen noodles?
Son: Can we have lobster rolls?
Mother: No, lobster is too expensive.
Son: But all my friends...
Mother: I don't give a fuck what your friends eat you ungrateful little bastard.
Son: But mom...
Mother: There will be no lobster rolls in this house. Ever.
Son: You bitch!
Mother: Go to your room.
Son: Sorry mom. Can we get a Subaru?
Mother: This family does not drive a Subaru or eat lobster rolls.
Son: Why?
Mother: Because we are proudly among the unwashed masses. We are trash.
Son: Ok.
Mother: Don't forget you have therapy tomorrow at 3:30.
by affluent geoffrey July 21, 2019
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1.(n). A nickname for Massachusetts.
Used mostly by people that dislike Massachusetts.
Only people from Massachusetts should use this term (usually)
2.(n). Girl with huge boobs from Massachusetts.
(adj). Used to describe girl with huge boobs from Massachusetts.
Used mostly by people that dislike Massachusetts.
Only people from Massachusetts should use this term (usually)
2.(n). Girl with huge boobs from Massachusetts.
(adj). Used to describe girl with huge boobs from Massachusetts.
1.) "omg. this state sucks wicked bad. i can't wait to leave massahugetits. aha"
2.) Guy 1: "oh man! You hear/see that girl?"
Guy 2: "yeah dude! she had a thick Boston accent. and did you see that rack?!"
Guy 1: "haha total Massahugetits."
2.) Guy 1: "oh man! You hear/see that girl?"
Guy 2: "yeah dude! she had a thick Boston accent. and did you see that rack?!"
Guy 1: "haha total Massahugetits."
by Chelsea Challenge March 8, 2009
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What's the reward for ultimately succumbing to natural carnal drive? Guilt, shame and sorrow for disappointing your god? Hell, no...you gets a Massive Shuddering-O. Enjoy!
by YAWA February 4, 2018
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by Lakerr December 19, 2007
Get the massive truck of fail mug.When a person farts profusely resulting in an explosion with an unmerciful and unjust shit that some how rips the persons pants and peels the skin off ones ass cheeks resulting in the painting of ones white t-shirt and leaving a trail of hockey behind....
Holy titty fucking turtle!Were you there when Amanda let out that massive diarrhea filled volcano erupting fart?She really doesn't give a fuck about her asshole.
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