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Luser

A psychotic malevolent person that inhabits a chat room 24/7, who cannot exist without spewing the poisonous psychosis that eats them up daily onto popular more intelligent chatters.

Luser's often have anal warts or skin tags because they never leave their computer chair, they become so fond of these they give them names, usually female, as Luser's are completely sexually impotent.

The most popular anal wart name is Annie, because it evokes the image of a shallow but blindly moronic compliance, the Luser's ideal partner. But Fairy is also given the occasional grateful fondle by Luser. Fairy has pretensions to some intelligence but basically is as viscuous in consistency as an Annie wart, although perhaps a bit less springy.
Normal person: Hi,
Luser: I totally detest anybody that is greeted enthusiastically when they enter a room, especially when I am ignored and put in the corner by the toilet and handed the bog brush.
Annie: You can brush me if you like Luser, lolllllllllllllllll
Fairy: It somehow diminishes the value of the big brush when it is used just to score points.
Luser: I have no idea what you said Fairy but totally agree.
Annie lollllllllllllllllllllll
by Winning smile March 17, 2009
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Lush

Someone who drinks too much and acts like Ben Woodard or is Ben woodard. For a good example of a lush look in Cluck U or in the gutters of gainesville
Ben is such a fuckin lush
by leethal August 6, 2003
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Lusitano Nag

An often used phrase in the North West of England, it refers to anything that is old, redundant, slow, or obselete. A Lusitano Nag can be an item that is no longer up to date, an idea that is no longer valid or a person who has done something irrevocably stupid.

The phrase originates from the horse breed, Lusitano. The Lusitano is considered one of the best breeds in the world, but once old, like a car or aging prostitute, its value decreases rapidly before it is thrown to the knackers yard.
'Why did you eat my dinner, you Lusitano Nag?' - Said to a person who has eaten another's dinner.

'Come on, start you Lusitano Nag!' - Said by a person attempting to start their banger on a cold wintry day.
by Lance Inferno June 1, 2010
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lustbab

Lusttale sans x Babtale sans
LustBab is a Lust sans x Bab sans ship
created a child, maybe will be revealed soon
by Scooby Playz May 16, 2018
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Insanous Lusanious

The act of being cool or insane. Sometimes it is spilt into two different statements. This word was invented by Adrian at HTHLA
Skating is insanious; Rollerblading is lusanious.

or: That shit was Insanous Lusanious.
by Tito from Rocket Power October 20, 2007
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Old Man Luscious

Describing a location, typically a lounge or steakhouse, reeking of wealth, lit by candles and a fireplace, furnished with large leather chairs and decorated with oil paintings of fox hunts.
My boss took me out to his private club for cigars and brandy, it was sweet, so very old man luscious.
by Johnny Homicide October 28, 2007
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Lust Kill

You are crushing hard on someone when another person informs you of something bad about your crush.
Amber: Wow! That British boy, Oliver, is sooooooo cute! I'd like to get at him!
Jessy: You do know it's not custom for British boys to be circumsized, right?
Amber: Oh...well that's a lust kill...
by LoveThoseBritishBoys October 23, 2010
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