A chewbacc in a headlock is a sex act where a man with a completely un-trimmed bush fucks a woman until he is about to climax...then he pulls out, sticks it in her mouth, grabs her head and forces her to take his cum and bite all his pubes off.
by The dank mofo March 31, 2017
by Val December 05, 2004
On internet forums, the name for a moderator who is addicted to locking or closing threads/topics. Can also call them the Lock Ness Mod or just Lock Ness.
What was wrong with that thread about having sex?
kobefor3 closed it cuz it made him realize no one will ever bang him
Fucking lock ness monster...
kobefor3 closed it cuz it made him realize no one will ever bang him
Fucking lock ness monster...
by I M A Dogg August 06, 2010
by chris fink February 20, 2003
While recieving a deepthroat from a bitch, one proceeds to wrap his legs trapping the girl in the deepest part of a deepthroat. Then, the male puts a clothes pin on her nose ensuring that she cannot breath. It is important to keep a straight face the whole time, and if a camera is involved, stare directly into the camera.
by Seabass October 09, 2017
Is when a jock comes up behind one of his friends or foes on the same team as them and does the following:
The giver gos up behind the victim and gives him a jock wedgiethen the giver puts the victim in head lock and then rubs the victims head in the givers sweaty arm pit until the victim begs and then the giver pulls the first jock wedgie he gave to the victim higher until the victim screams bloody murder.
Here are some tips to concider
do to a person you really don't like only do it to your friend when mad at him.
remeber it will hurt the victim very much and will embrass them more then just a simple wedgie will.
The giver gos up behind the victim and gives him a jock wedgiethen the giver puts the victim in head lock and then rubs the victims head in the givers sweaty arm pit until the victim begs and then the giver pulls the first jock wedgie he gave to the victim higher until the victim screams bloody murder.
Here are some tips to concider
do to a person you really don't like only do it to your friend when mad at him.
remeber it will hurt the victim very much and will embrass them more then just a simple wedgie will.
So iam in the locker room and almost done changing and then my worst enyme comes in and shufs me and wedgies me. Then the next day i hid in the locker room wait for him to be all a by hinself. In just 2 mins he all by himself i sneek up be hind him give a massive jock wedgie then i put him in a head and rubing his face in my sweaty arm pit. i rubed his head in my arm pit for 5 mins and then cont his jock wedgie from befor that lasted 10 mins befor he screamed bloody murder. After that day he never botherd me again. cause of that major jock lock wedgie i gave him.
by craig 159 February 17, 2008
A GAME WHERE YOU KEEP SPEAKING LOUDLY AND TYPING CAPS LOCK STYLE AND SEE HOW LONG YOU CAN DO IT FOR ON MSN AND FACEBOOK YOU LOOK A BIT RETARDED AND YOU SOUND LIKE YOURSHOUTING AT SOMEONE WHEN REALLY YOUR BEING SYMPATHETIC ITS FUN
LEAH YOU RULEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
XXXX JELLY TOTS
LEAH YOU RULEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
XXXX JELLY TOTS
by EDDIE HURLEY January 03, 2010