Like Whore 

Someone who wants likes on all their Facebook posts and status. Applies to all social media.

Guy1: Hey look at Regina's post
Guy2: What ?
Guy1: It says LMS if you want 1000 friends
Guy2: Wow look all the likes for that stupid post. People are must be desperate liking anything
Guy1: Yeah mindless drones that have nothing to do really
Guy2: What a Like Whore

Like Whore by Sylavaanas July 18, 2012

like death warmed over 

the last stages, deterioration of spirit and flesh, of one's lifespan, mental/esterical/physical signs/symptons of dying and/or last stages of development

The Pontiff looked like death warmed over discussing
the recent sexual abuse scandal.

like death warmed over by andybleu April 17, 2008

like shit 

In addition to the above poster's definition:

2) no fucking way, not gonna' happen, yeah right

Person 1: ay mo you gonna do that paper?
Person 2: (pause) *laughs* like shit!

like shit by ProfessorSwagSauce October 23, 2011

like a chicken with its dick cut off 

randomly and frantically running all over the place like your genitalia has just been removed by an ax or other sharp instrument.

when I heard the deadline was pushed up to noon, I was running around like a chicken with its dick cut off trying to get the presentation ready!

like a chicken with its dick cut off by ooter October 22, 2009

like a pimp

Reach Back Like A Pimp...Slap da hoe

I Just Pimped Daves Mom...what a noob

like a pimp by Big Cheif Slap-A-Hoe September 29, 2003

Like a cobra in the eye 

Used to describe sudden and unexpected events, not necessarily painful.

Realizing the coconut was gone was like a cobra in the eye.

Opening the bill was like taking a cobra in the eye.

Like a cobra in the eye by divine.deletia January 11, 2006

like Prince was, is, or is going to be there

a tool for measuring exactly how cool any given situation was, is, or is going to be

Like Prince was, is, or is going to be there.

"Hey, how was your date with those twins?"
-"Dude, basically, Prince was there."

"Man, this place is totally lame."
-"Ya, it's not like Prince is here."

"This kegger is going to be awesome!"
-"Whatever. It's not like Prince is going be there or anything."

like Prince was, is, or is going to be there by The Two Tylers July 21, 2008