Knob off

To go somewhere.

I need to knob off into town.

I'm just knobbing off out.

Where's Pete gone? He's knob off to Benidorm for the weekend.

Right, I'm finished for the day, so I'm knobbing off home!

by Hungrymarco December 12, 2022

Knob snatching

"Knob snatching is a old art, once used to pleasure eachother, one another's partners would pull eachothers dicks, preferably the tip and this has to be a gay couple, in return, they pull until one gives up, although some may not accept this defeat, resulting in there dick being pulled off"

“They were Knob Snatching so hard they’re dicks fell off” said the professor teaching the lecture

by Autisticgorilla420 February 06, 2024

knob goalie

Interference by a third party when your attempting to get laid.

It was hitting in this chick when her "knob goalie" friend showed up.

by drilldoe November 30, 2013

knob fondler

The act of groping a door knob.

John was known as the knob fondler in high school.

by Slap happy December 13, 2013

Sniffers Knob

When after a night of too much powdered substances your penis becomes slightly shrivelled and harder to find

Fucking hell mate I've got a bad case of sniffers knob today

by Shaunyboy September 15, 2013

Cunt knob

A pussy with an enlarged clitoris that has the appearance of the tip of a penis. Also used colloquially to describe people that confuse and amaze you simultaneously.

Wow I what a cunt knob best of both worlds I’m sure you have a lot of fun with that!

by Tidsyyew!! May 14, 2025

Cunt Knob

A dispatcher who does not know what they are doing.

That cunt knob dispatched me to the wrong house.

by Rogue Paramedic October 20, 2021