Julia Jorgenson 

Julia Jorgenson is a proud dutch ethnonationalist and soccer mum. 54 years young. Lingering clamydia but that dosnt stop her from having fun! She has an ongoing feud with Roselands Coles after she was viciously attacked by a rouge trolley in the parking lot. Her traumatic expereince with the self checkout machine has changed and hardnered her as a person after she was threstened in morse code to by 13 pineapples. she dosnt even like pineapples. Her dog Poochina (pronouched poo-china) was was crop-dustred by leanah and herocily saved by julia before her ineveitable culinary demise at eastwood shopping center. Julia loves her goop egg and prefers it unwashed and marinated in her essence. Julia experienced head trauma after the Roselands Coles doors refused to open for her on the bias that she was Dutch. Julia loves her vape and hates pronouns. Her icons include, Patrick, Woolworths shoping center, and Goob (also known as the prestegious Blowler Hat Guy). Shes a total crackhead and we cant take her anywhere. After her catastrophicly disturbing confrontation at Roselands Coles shes vouled so that all disadvantaged youths can have access to SPECIFICALLY left handed spatulars. she started a charity, so far they've raised 75 cents ,11 spatulars and a bowling coupon. Congradulations julia, we could all learn somthing from you, Live Laugh Lice.

jarvis: Did you see how Julia Jorgenson stood up to that trolley
Ciara: Yeah shes a war hiro! Lice
Des: im going to jiggle fart

Julia Jorgenson by Hhemogirl June 20, 2025

Julia Heimlich 

When your choking and instead of someone helping you with the proper heimlich technique they start giving you the most vicious backshots.

"Oh my god he's fucking choking!!"

"Why are you using the Julia Heimlich?"

Julia Heimlich by barkey July 25, 2025

Julia Heimlich 

When your choking and instead of someone helping you with proper heimlich technique, but instead they give you backshots while your choking.

"Bro, someone help this guy he's choking!" -Person 1

"Don't rape him what the fuck is wrong with you?" -Person 1

"I'm giving him a Julia Heimlich" -Person 2

Julia Heimlich by barkey July 25, 2025

Julia will always miss Joe more

Julia will always feel the deepest yearning for her best friend Joe. Her heart will constantly ache in the absence of his presence. Regardless of Joes lies, these are the facts. jj.

Perfecto like Larry Lovestein - "Joe could never miss Julia more" " Its quite clear Julia will always miss Joe more"

Julia will always miss Joe more by jjmotherfuknforsh November 4, 2025

Julia hallway

Getting your ass ate but not fully - a shorthand for taint - you’re not getting your ass ate or pussy ate its the hallway in between

Did she get up in your Julia hallway?

Julia hallway by BBS double ds March 27, 2026

ana julia 

the prettiest and bestest friend anyone could ask for. she is sweet and funny. she always brightens the room when she walks in. she has trouble on deciding what her hair color should be, but she is still smart... (sometimes smh). you are always happy when you see her in class or see her name pop up as a notification. she’s so nurturing and loving. an ana julia will never let you feel left out of anything.

“have you seen ana julia today? she looks so pretty!”
“of course, she always is.”

ana julia by xoxoasianbitch December 4, 2020

Raul Julia

A Badass Actor, Who, Like Many, Died WAAYYY Before his time. Portrayed Gomez Addams, Colonel M. Bison, and Many Other Great Roles.

Topher : There You Go Old Man, The Monthly Expanses

Bankteller : Are You Quoting That BAMF Raul Julia From The ADDAMS FAMILY?

Raul Julia by George Lutz April 12, 2009