by propainter02 June 18, 2009
Get the Jew Coinsmug. when a customer buys a produst from the cashier and give them enough money for the change to add up to exactly one cent and the customewants that one penny back. That one penny is now a Jew Penny.
I got a Jew Penny right after i bought a pizza that was $9.99 included tax and i gave them $10 and wanted the penny back.
by Murder by DJ November 1, 2010
Get the Jew Pennymug. A person who when playing FIFA (other football games avaliable) passes the ball when 2 on 1 with the keeper in order to provide the receiver with an open goal.
Frowned upon in multiplayer situations.
Other variations of this are around-
Arial Jew- Instead of passing along the floor you cross it to a team mate (This can become a non jew goal if the player on the end of the cross pulls of an acrobatic spectacular goal to finish)
Boring Jew- A player who takes a penalty and puts it down the middle to make it a certain goal but a boring one
Failed Jew- Someone who attempts any of the Jew variations and chumps them, meaning they don't come off or they fail to score (Expect full on abuse and constant mocking for several days if this is you)
If you Jew you stand a better chance of winning but you will lose friends and people to play against you. If you have to Jew, do it with a team at least 3 stars below the opponents team and don't constantly Jew, there is no skill.
USE THE JEW WITH CAUTION!
Frowned upon in multiplayer situations.
Other variations of this are around-
Arial Jew- Instead of passing along the floor you cross it to a team mate (This can become a non jew goal if the player on the end of the cross pulls of an acrobatic spectacular goal to finish)
Boring Jew- A player who takes a penalty and puts it down the middle to make it a certain goal but a boring one
Failed Jew- Someone who attempts any of the Jew variations and chumps them, meaning they don't come off or they fail to score (Expect full on abuse and constant mocking for several days if this is you)
If you Jew you stand a better chance of winning but you will lose friends and people to play against you. If you have to Jew, do it with a team at least 3 stars below the opponents team and don't constantly Jew, there is no skill.
USE THE JEW WITH CAUTION!
Player 1 is through on goal with the keeper in front of him, it is at a normal angle so goal is certain and requires no skill, a team mate makes a run into the box so Player 1 passes to that player providing them with an open goal.
"Wheyyyy i've just scored a goal against you"
"Yeah but you passed it, Jew goals don't count"
"Nahh nahh nahhh i'm winning"
"Shut up you Jew, go buy a Jew hat"
"Wheyyyy i've just scored a goal against you"
"Yeah but you passed it, Jew goals don't count"
"Nahh nahh nahhh i'm winning"
"Shut up you Jew, go buy a Jew hat"
by 210#6 December 28, 2011
Get the Jew Goalmug. by bloodyscarlet May 10, 2010
Get the Backwards Jewmug. by Jew Mong April 25, 2008
Get the jew mongmug. A random bit of (alleged) storage space. Most of the time they take the form of an extra closet that's big enough to fit at least three people but has no shelves.
They can also be smaller spaces that one must crawl into and around in, once inside.
They can also be smaller spaces that one must crawl into and around in, once inside.
Guy 1: Dude, this closet is huge, but why doesn't it have anywhere to put stuff? And why is there a tiny door in the back?
Guy 2: Oh, those're just the Jew Holes.
Guy 2: Oh, those're just the Jew Holes.
by TheMollyZ July 17, 2012
Get the Jew Holemug. by lamthewhoareyouman January 16, 2011
Get the jew catchingmug.