jesse keys

beast that lives in oklahoma and everybody wishes they could be him because he gets all the ladies

"dang, hes sexy like jesse keys"

by bazooka27 April 25, 2010

Jesse

a No Game having faggot that gets friendzoned all the time, jesse is a story teller.. he likes to puff his chest out when in reality hes a complete pussy

yo jesse is a chester , lol

lmao.. i already knew that he made out with a freshman

by The 13 rules January 11, 2020

Jesse

This guy hates the cops and loves the hoes, he’s the type of guy to have sex and throw the condom at the cops after using it , known for his deep throat super powers he can get sucked and fucked out of any situation

I wanna be a jesse when I grow up dad

by Scoopitypoop November 23, 2021

Jess

Jess is a definition for 'rude person' in which intends to bully people and give them a hard time.

Oh my its another Jess! Run!!!

by ihavecock2384 November 23, 2023

Jesse and Carla

the most awsomest girls in the whole fricken world!!!

usually people refer to them as 'the goumnopings'

Person 1: Gee i feel like i'm a Jesse and Carla today

Person 2: You would never be a Jesse and Carla

by Goumnopings August 25, 2010

Jesse's Special Mix of Steam

A beverage made by teenagers in a dire time of need,
by mixing any alchohol found in you parents cupboard.

Soren: IM STEAAAMIN!!!!
Jesse: waddafuck....
Soren: been drinking Jesse's Special Mix of Steam! TRY IT!
Jesse: I am Jesse....

by Naughty=Monkey December 8, 2012

Jesse

A fat ass kid that gets no girls and is ugly asfk

Jesse is gay

by Dssihsugsy November 21, 2021