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jesse sesepasara

Ho ho ho jesse sesepasara/ jrizzy gongu your the softest mf i know
There once was a guy named Jesse sesepasara I seen him yanking off another man at lake Wilson witch was Alexander Uzumaki after that he killed Alexander Uzumaki and thats how he unlocked is trashingan
by 808butfucc November 23, 2021
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Jesses

Jesses is the highest level of zest that could ever be achieved. The only time this happened was when a man thanked his friend Steven and busted all over him
Person one: thank you Steven this may jus be what I need to buss

Person two: oh hell naw that was Jesses
by joeontheSOR July 7, 2023
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Jesse

A badass who always is ready to have fun time is protective with people he cares about and have a massive dick and is a car truck motorcycle person and has amazing dirty/dark jokes and at least dose a f bomb 69 times a day
Idk I was bored so I made it about a friend and he is a fun person. So I had to define him in the best way "damn it jesse are you under the cat and lost the 10 mil" jesse "fuck shit son of a fucking fuck I fucki g got oil on my self and massive dick hurts when working on the truck cause I dropped a oil filter
by John's nut sack December 3, 2021
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Jesse dance

The Jesse dance is a tango type dance where you put your hands in the front and wiggle you feet and legs and have your hands synced together with your feet and hand
Wow that dude is doing the Jesse dance!
by TangoMaMan June 16, 2024
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chucking a jess

1. When you laugh at the joke for 5 minutes before the punchline.

2. When you drop your chicken on the ground.

3. When you pat your hair when you're nervous.

4. When you watch mychonny 99 times and you laugh each time.
1)
jess: You know what happened?!
lucy: what?
jess: HAHAHAH.
5 minutes later...
jess: She walked into a wheelbarrow!
lucy: chucking a jess

2)
jess: Oh no! My chicken fell again! -sniff-
lucy: chucking a jess

3)
jess: The canteen ripped me off 5 cents.
person 2: Go get it back!!
jess: *head down* *sniffs* *pats hair*
person 2: chucking a jess
by turtle-paws March 15, 2012
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jess kell

this girl is probably satan , probably get the least guys and if she does there twats, her friends are fake and she is suicidal so if you meet a jess kell love her conditionally because went she is loved she is the nicest person when she puts the effort in when you put effort in she’s even better now if you know a jess kell like i do don’t get on her bad side because she’s a bit of a craxkhead and bitch. other than that go for it my dudes
jess kell is a complete form of satan
by hero887 October 17, 2019
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Jess

Jess loves a pint and gear on a Friday night
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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