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January Asshole

A completely clean, almost white asshole with no leaves on the trees.
"Ah man, I'm so glad that girl I was with had a January Asshole. Otherwise I might have something worse than just this hangover."
by CakeBadger March 3, 2015
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January tenth

1. The day I won the Spelling Bee and showed those dumbasses who truly was the most intelligent.
"Everyone still talks about January tenth, the Spelling Bee of seventh grade and how that one kid proved he was better than those bitches!"
by Marah Stevenson Ki October 16, 2019
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January 15

It's national hug someone that was born on January 15
Kelly: it's January 15

Emma:so
Kelly: it's national hug someone that was born on January 15

Emma: ok thanks for the hug
by Emily.cal November 11, 2019
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January First

January first is a special day to be born. This day isn't only new years but if you were born on this day you are perfect. January first is Perfectionist Day! Stay calm, and be perfect💕🤞🏻
"Today is January first, i need to be perfect today" ~He said.
by January first November 11, 2019
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January

It is national give a dude head month, since theres months for girls January is for us boys to enjoy and get head
Yo bro it’s january is your girl giving u head”
by Doughboysxlly December 1, 2019
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January 7th

You might have that one friend who gives you their food, so on this day in return, you will give buy them food if they would like it!
Let's go share our food on January 7th in return for them giving to us!
by Lncln December 12, 2019
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January

One of the kindest people you will ever meet. January is a kind and wise soul who would do anything for you. She always as wisdon to share with you and she will always be there to listen if you need it. January is absolutly beautiful. She is unique and has a shining personality. Janyary's smile is the type that gets you to smile. She has a goofy sense of humor and reminds you of your childhood. Everyone loves January.
-January is such an amazing person.

-I can't wait to see January next weekend!
by Flaming-snowflake January 2, 2020
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