Jacob syndrome

A condition in which a male best friend of a girl is in love with said girl, but is constantly shot down or ignored in favor of other men. When he does finally get a chance to admit his feelings, he is most often rejected in favor of being 'just friends' and will never get a chance to be with the girl again. There is no cure for Jacob Syndrome except to somehow find a girl you are even more in love with.

Joe: Olivia, I love you, and I always have.

Olivia: But Joe, I just want to be friends. Can't you understand?

Joe: Fucking Jacob Syndrome.

by El Buzz Lightyear June 24, 2010

Jacob wilson

One of the biggest assholes ever

Gia=should I go on a date with Jacob Wilson?
Natalie=if you wanna talk to a guy who talks about other girls in front of you, knock yourself out

by grockgrock May 13, 2016

Jacob Sartorius

The most vile creature to exist. Just one look at him and you want to drink bleach.

Person 1: oh my god did you see that guy over there!
Person 2: Yeah and omg what a Jacob Sartorius, gross.

by Gross stay away May 18, 2016

Jacob Sartorius

GAY AS FUCK! And very cringe wothery so you should stay at least 15 to 20 feet away at all times

Jacob Sartorius can be kinda gay at times.

by James Stiltonn June 23, 2017

Jacob Sartorius

Aka, Jacob Saggytits. He is hell. A gift from satan to let us all know that murder is sadly illegal, he is testing us🤔

"You know Ty? Total fucking Jacob Sartorius. Acts just like him."

by Dnce gvin dnce May 30, 2016

Jacob Chism

funny, intesting, has loads of friends, party animal, plays loads of games and girls

Jacob Chism

by oreo95 May 12, 2010

jacob robertson

Jacob robertson is the best person you will ever meet. He is better than vishy at almost everything. He is able to get pussy like it’s Oreos at Lucky dollar. He is friends with robert the sam eater and Vishy the person that gets 59 on his math test

Jacob robertson is better than vishy at life

by bocaJ nostreboR October 27, 2020