Shitty Jack

The act of jacking off while simultaneously taking a shit.

Guy 1: "That guy's been in the stall for 20 minutes!"
Guy 2: "He must be getting a Shitty Jack."

by boosac May 21, 2020

Jack Lakershea

If you ever see a jack lakershea, run!,These vile creatures normally prey on children at least half their age and are know to scratch.They over weight thier prey and will and i repeat will touch the children A LOt. Don’t name you child jacks and most certainly don’t name thier last name lakershea or else they will grow up to Catfish children on roblox.

“Please no jack lakershea i’m only 8, i want to lose my virginity when i’m married PLEAAASEE”!

by Butthole=Jack November 9, 2021

Jack's Mannequin

The amazing side-project of Something Corporate's front man, Andrew McMahon. Everything In Transit, "A concept album exploring his return to the hometown he left to pursue his music career with Something Corporate". The album was released on August 23, 2005. The songs are amazingly written and everyone can find someting to relate to. Buy the CD!!

If Jack's Mannequin came in powder form, I'd sniff it. - Anonymous

by Ashley (JM/SOCO enthus.) September 11, 2005

jack sparrow

A sexy, slightly mad pirate.

"That guy is such a Jack Sparrow!"

by Anonymous September 17, 2003

Jack Barakat

the amazingly cute, and halarious lead guitarist of the best band, All Time Low.

Jack Barakat: I'm really good at guitar, excpet for when i actually play.

by ALL13 September 30, 2008

candle jack

Candle Jack is a villian from the WB show, "Freakzoid". He abducts anyone who says his na

You idiots, candle jack isn't real. I can say it all I wan

by m0d August 14, 2006

Jack White

A truly great guitarist and member of the rock duo The White Stripes (which he formed along with Meg White), The Raconteurs and The Dead Weather. Jack's skills on guitar and penchant for the Digitech Whammy use during his solos, combined with Meg's simple yet effective drumming capture a very primal sound, immersed in the bands unique punk/blues fusion. Has an appreciation (along with Meg) for the Dutch art movement De Stijl, which influenced the trademark colour scheme and dynamics of the bands music and on-stage appearence. Also demonstrates that less is more is still a valid technical standpoint. He is also a talented songwriter, and is quite possibly the modern equivalent of the guitar gods of old, frequently being ranked as one of the greatest guitar players of recent times. Long live Jack White :)

Q: What's black, white and red all over?
A: Jack White!

by Firelovesugar July 20, 2010