a place on the computer where one can pretend to be researching for their history paper when one is actually checking for new comments on one's myspace.
Mother says to son "Timmy, what are you doing on our personal computer?"
Timmy responds with "Well golly, I was just researching for my history paper, of course on the good ol' world wide web, or as some like to call it, the internet."
Timmy responds with "Well golly, I was just researching for my history paper, of course on the good ol' world wide web, or as some like to call it, the internet."
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The name of the rapidly growing organization that is known for Night Timing. Started in Atlantic County, NJ in September 2008 by 4 members, it has grown to become a popular group for the concept of going out at night and having a good time. For minors, the popular method of sneaking out occurs when one does not have permission of the legal guardians in order to meet up with fellow Night Timers.
NTI now consist of many more members. In order for one to be approved for the group, one must be DTF aka Down To Fuck which means willing to be cool and going out with the rest of the group without any Bitch-Ass-Ness. If some one is not willing to cooperate or drops out of the group, they are sure to expect a mean Forking. and if they dont have a lawn then Egging to their windows may occur.
NOTE: One may be Honorably Discharged of the group which means no penalty if one gets in trouble by the legal guardians due to Night Timing. This has happened to a few members. One has been caught due to a failure to remove a ladder next to the window which the parent concluded precisely that he snuck out. One has also been caught making too much noise sneaking back into their respective house and also arriving home incredibly late or past sunrise.
NTI now consist of many more members. In order for one to be approved for the group, one must be DTF aka Down To Fuck which means willing to be cool and going out with the rest of the group without any Bitch-Ass-Ness. If some one is not willing to cooperate or drops out of the group, they are sure to expect a mean Forking. and if they dont have a lawn then Egging to their windows may occur.
NOTE: One may be Honorably Discharged of the group which means no penalty if one gets in trouble by the legal guardians due to Night Timing. This has happened to a few members. One has been caught due to a failure to remove a ladder next to the window which the parent concluded precisely that he snuck out. One has also been caught making too much noise sneaking back into their respective house and also arriving home incredibly late or past sunrise.
The following activities are ways of having a good time
when going out:
1) going to the legendary Jersey Devil's house for a scary and fun experience.
2) doing harmless but rather very annoying pranks such as forking, driving on lawns, egging, beeping the horn.
3) going either to McDonald's, Denny's, or White Castle.
4) going to Ocean City boardwalk.
5) going to the Atlantic City boardwalk or casinos and driving around to talk to the women strolling on pacific avenue.
6) bustin dance moves. ex: arm head bang, crucifix.
7) just driving around and listening to the NTI theme song.
8) going to any other fun events such as parties or chilling at some ones house or even bowling.
9) strange catch phrases or words like squally, yo bro, hellz kitch, beautiful stuff, orale guey, or DTF.
Requirements: At least one car to get around town. Money to have a head banging time. supplies such as forks. running gear to avoid getting caught by house owners. cellular devices for solid communication.
Night Timing International has also had an Expansion in 2009 which is called NTI 2Day. look up in U.D.
when going out:
1) going to the legendary Jersey Devil's house for a scary and fun experience.
2) doing harmless but rather very annoying pranks such as forking, driving on lawns, egging, beeping the horn.
3) going either to McDonald's, Denny's, or White Castle.
4) going to Ocean City boardwalk.
5) going to the Atlantic City boardwalk or casinos and driving around to talk to the women strolling on pacific avenue.
6) bustin dance moves. ex: arm head bang, crucifix.
7) just driving around and listening to the NTI theme song.
8) going to any other fun events such as parties or chilling at some ones house or even bowling.
9) strange catch phrases or words like squally, yo bro, hellz kitch, beautiful stuff, orale guey, or DTF.
Requirements: At least one car to get around town. Money to have a head banging time. supplies such as forks. running gear to avoid getting caught by house owners. cellular devices for solid communication.
Night Timing International has also had an Expansion in 2009 which is called NTI 2Day. look up in U.D.
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