Ha moment

When you get so used to typing 'haha', that you just type two letters over again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again.

Fiiinnnneeeenenenenenenennenenenenennene.
Ha moment^

by Derpfaceherpster May 1, 2011

Sticky Moment

This is the moment after masturbating, you go outside to smoke a cigarette or something else without washing your hands and someone usually a friend approaches you wanting to give you a hand shake. The sticky moment is the dilemma between shaking his hand or choosing not too. A sticky moment can lead to the sticky shake.

Friend1: What's up homey? (attempts to shake hands)
Friend2: Nah dog, you almost ended up on the wrong end of a sticky moment.
Friend1: Wash your hands you bastard!

by Chico Blacklung December 15, 2010

geek moment

Through the excessive use of technology a person becomes overly excited at something they have done or are about to do.

Johnny had geek moment on his laptop.

by Cubeman September 9, 2010

silent moment

when someone says something either completely outrageous, stupid, or way off topic or subject that it lead to a temporary moment of silence, weird stares. and awkwardness at that persons expense.

Guy 1: hey guys since I'm getting married in two days lets hold a kick ass bachelor party!

Other guys: yeah!!!!!

Guy 4: then we can bring over hookers to hit us in the junk!

*silent moment*

from the South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut movie

Kyle's mom: what is a Rim Job?

Cartman's mom: oh, that's when you put your leg behind your head and someone licks your ass.

*silent moment*

by drider August 1, 2010

Wonderbra moment

The crushing realisation that everything is not entirely as it seems but you're already committed, in exactly the same way as a rat in a trap could be also be described as committed.

Dude1:"Just got a fantastic deal on a new phone, check it out! its like ten a month!"
Dude2:"That's the introductory offer, after the first three months it's fifty, for the next three years..."
Dude1:<Looks at phone, feels blood draining from face, has Wonderbra moment>

by Ice in the cider September 29, 2011

Status Moment

noun - When something happens in day-to-day life that's so notable that it's worth making a facebook status about.

Mark was petting his cat and it suddenly jumped on his crotch and started scratching him.

What a status moment!

by BenzoMay November 11, 2010

Jerry Moment

When unexpected and unexplained drama happens and/or
All hell broke loose.

Reference to the Jerry Springer show.

"I couldn't answer my phone because I was in the middle of a Jerry moment"

by backwardview March 31, 2009