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Ian Namu 

A character who plays MAN-ly sports, and must be a beast at it. Determined to be the greatest. Will always make a serious matter into a joke, somehow. Such a nice guy, caring, loving, smart, and ambitious. Ian Namu will never fail to make you laugh, or at least smile in any case scenario. One of the most handsome guy you will ever meet. There sure is no other Ian Namu in this world. Ian Namu isn't fond of spelling, as a matter of fact, can't spell. But it's okay. When you lay eyes on Ian Namu, your heart will melt because his smile lights up the skies with shooting stars. This guy is the most faithful and utmost great guy you could be friends with. He is such an athlete, you would be impressed by the size of his... shoes. Ian Namu can knock you down a cliff if he wanted to, but he would help you back up. He is such a clown and many people act like they hate him but secretly love him. Once he is in your life, he will never leave even if you think he did. If he can make you laugh once, it causes you to think twice. He will admit that he isn't perfect, he will not quote poetry. No one can change him, because he is who he is. Smile when he makes you happy. Perfect guys don't exsist, but this one does. Too bad he has a girl in his life that he's going to marry in some years to come. Ian Namu, a 6'0" hottie. Hammah dolo.
Ian Namu?

oh you mean that hawt guy.
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ian watchman 

"Ian watchman your fat"
"Yeah"
ian watchman by Fatguywhat October 23, 2013
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Sexiest baseball player.. Jawline to cut and the hottest man in the world
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Ian Beckstead 

A all around fucking horsey in every which way
Ian Beckstead is a all around big ass horsey

ian the alien 

Ian the alien is an alien from outer space. He has been spotted multiple times dancing to the reese's puffs rap. Sadly Ian has severe bone cancer wich has resulted in him getting osteoporosis and crippling depression
Did you see "Ian the Alien" yesterday?!
Yea dude! He was dancing to that weird reese's puffs rap!

Ian Ray de Boom 

A gay as fuck emo guy who gets friendzoned a lot and has no friends.

He fat he red he bad

He a Fake ass harry potter fan
he Always sucking dubmbledores cokck and watching herry potr.
Ian: I just got friendzoned for the 3rd time
Me: Ur such an Ian Ray de Boom

ian schuerger 

a wonderful guy that needs no girl he may think he had the love of his life but it wasn't and he knows that but he is attached. He will find out how to over come her because he is stronger then the will of wanting her. she needs to prove her self and he will focus on himself and his family and sports
wow can't you be like ian schuerger
ian schuerger by amon 101 July 8, 2017