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trans-human organism

The "humans" you see walking around aimlessly on their phones, or those who are in the "tech trap." They live in sort of a martix, seeing value in fabricated occurances such as getting a like on instagram. This is part of an agenda to transform humans to robots. "The matrix was a documentary"- Keanu Reeves
Fortnite, instagram posts, and snapchat stoires are favorites of the trans-human organisms.
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Rancid human

Someone who’s acts are frankly disgusting, ie wearing lonsdale trainers and tracksuit bottoms, not washing their hands after a dump. They normally are from The fens.
Like at him he’s just took a dump and not washed his hands, what a rancid humanBet he’s a tough smoker from the fens.
by Geoff's pyjamas May 10, 2018
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Generic Human Syndrome

A condition in which a person looks familiar to a higher-than-average number of strangers. The person's generic-looking aesthetic may frequently prompt strangers to stop on the street and ask if they have met the person before or for new acquaintances to insist that the person was at a previous engagement with them when they were in fact, not.
"I'm very certain we haven't met before, but I probably look familiar to you because I have Generic Human Syndrome.
by GHS Patient July 26, 2019
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Eiffel Human Centipede

A sex position, similar to an Eiffel tower, but with 3 girls in the middle. It could either be a fully poly orgy, or simply 2 couples with an HBB (hot bi bitch) in the center of it.
"How about this, we have a 5-some but you won't fuck my chick and I won't fuck your chick. We would just have that extra chick in the middle of everything. Then we can high-5 with everything in the middle of it. It'd be like an Eifel Tower, but with a human centipede in the center. An Eiffel human centipede."
by Absentlung September 16, 2019
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Mega Human

a Mega human is somebody even more amazing then a super Human. somehow. and can do things such as "Flight" And "sonic speed". but also things a little bit better then Super humans. so things that you know. CAN MAYBE BE POSSIBLE. pretty much.
"I CAN BREAK BONES WITH MY BEAR HANDS. IM A MEGA HUMAN!"
by Nicks cool Definitions January 5, 2020
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The type of question you get on a stupid test, and you have no idea what the fuck it means
how the fuck does the question "What human qualities did John Dalton bring to his study of the chemical elements?" make any fucking sense?
by Jewsy J October 8, 2020
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The Human Genome Project

Not only is it a tongue twister, its also a mind boggle. You don't want to learn about this at all, but you need to.
Teacher: Today we'll be focusing on The Human Genome Project!
Student: Oh shit.
by NotAWelshMan December 7, 2021
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