Pity Hit

The act of feeling so sorry for a girl that you have relations with her, despite your better instincts.

Common when intoxicated and recalling the story later on.

Alex: "Man, I was so drunk I think I fucked that girl!"
Wes: "Ohhhh such a pity hit dude"
Alex: (sobs)

by 3319 March 20, 2010

Commando Hit

When you are smoking weed in a group and someone tries to sneak into the circle or moves spots in order to smoke out of turn.

Dude, that was a commando hit, you weren't supposed to go until after Kevin!

by Ginger Spice&Everything Nice June 17, 2010

call a hit

To hire someone to beat up, or kill someone else.
(You can also use this term sarcastically to show your protective tendency for your significant other)

Girl: looser's name here is being such a jerk.
Guy: Do you need me to "call a hit" on em?

by Ray rice >:-( August 1, 2016

hit the hessler

slang for going to bed ("hessler" = bed).

I'm tired. I'm going to listen to some Steve Vai and then hit the hessler.

by DinkusMayhem October 12, 2007

Hit with the MF

to hit someone with an unpredictable act (verbal/physical) after being done dirty. It is that second action after yelling "Motherfucker!" The phrase can be used by the actors or the audience seeing the act.

Johnnie: Dude, I hate to tell you but I fucked ya girl
Billie: "Motherfucker" (hits and lays out Johnnie)
Onlooking group: "Damn, he got hit with the MF!"

Kelly: Brian, Im pregnant but it may not be yours.
Brian: Wait, you tell me you preggo and then hit me with the MF.

by DPhizz December 25, 2011

gravity hit

A hit of pot smoke taken from a gravity bong. These are generally high-volume inhalations (2 litres to 1 gallon, usually) and yeild large quantities of smoke, usually resulting in excessive coughing.

One gravity hit of medium potency pot is usually enough to get fairly stoned.

I must have smoked a half gram in that one gravity hit. It blew my head off, now I'm pretty baked.

by Experienced Smoker April 16, 2007

sneak a hit

verb: to take a hit from a cashed bowl with the hope that there is enough weed and/or resin in there for it to be worth it.

I don't care if the bowl is cashed i'm gonna try to sneak a hit anyway...shit, it was definitely cashed.

by Leroyjenkins May 17, 2007