Lets give him a Hitler!

To wipe shit under an unsuspecting victims nose in the shape of Adolf Hitlers famous mustache. This is a great way to prank that guy who always falls a sleep too soon at a party. This will leave a stinky suprise for him when he wakes up!

Sam: Hey Nate, check it out, Kyle fell asleep already!
Nate: Oh my god dude lets fuck with him!
Sam: Yeah! What should we do?
Nate: I know dude! Lets give him a Hitler!

by T dizzle916 April 15, 2008

House Hitler

a husband who rules the family and home as an absolute dictator. He doesn't allow his wife or children any opportunity to express themselves.

Ten years ago, some football coach who "saw the light" and "discovered" God launched an arena tour promoting the idea that husbands should turn back progress in sexual equality and "retake command of the house and family". He encouraged total dictatorial control of the house - i.e. the House Hitler.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 19, 2006

A hitler

A Hitler is when you stick your finger up your ass, and smeer the shit on there upper lip, while either asleep, sadated or unconcoisus on your kitchen floor

"has that little boy not noticed that he has a hitler on his lip"
"Yeah I gave this kid a hitler while he was ODing on mesciline"

by Andrew Ricardo May 13, 2006

Adolf Hitler

Cheeky bastard who killed millions of people and had an ugly as fuck mustache. He had tea-parties with other dictators, and was Satan's butt-buddy.

"Adolf Hitler killed himself because he was a pussy."

by Juicalicious April 24, 2010

the hitler

It's when your friend is sleeping, and you take his thumb and shove it up his ass. then you take the shit covered finger and rub it right under his nose. it looks like they have the Adolf Hitler mustache, aka the square above the lip.

John: You smell that shit?
Tom: LOL no...i don't ;)
John: something smells like shit around here.l funny.
Tom: XP!!!! Someone gave you the Hitler!!! LOL LOL OMFG!!1!!
John: Shit. that's fucked up

by [e-mail] July 30, 2008

corn hitler

Variant of a dirty sanchez where a piece of fecal corn is visible. For best effect the moustache should resemble the style worn by Adolf Hitler.

She regretted feeding me those niblets after I left her with a corn hitler.

by Augustus Gloop February 7, 2004

Oh my Hitler!

Since using God's name in vain isn't right, who else shall we use? Hitler, since he was a cruel man.

Oh My Hitler! Did you SEE her fugly shirt?!

by Karleyx September 25, 2009