Dodge the coat hanger

Often used as an insult directed towards someone meaning how they avoided being aborted.

Xy, stfu it honestly baffles me how you were able to dodge the coat hanger for 8 months, past facs?

by Griff smells February 10, 2021

I need a man secure enough to handle my Instagram

I expect a man to be okay with me being inappropriate in my relationship because I am an immature irresponsible little girl who is good for nothing and cannot give anything to a man. I could possibly be cheating but I was raised by a demon monkey mother who taught me that bullshit

*Posts picture 1/2 naked*

I need a man secure enough to handle my Instagram

by Light Guardian September 30, 2018

handle barin'

When you are fucking a girl with pig tails up the ass and right before you jiz in her asshole you take ur cock out and jiz on her back and then rip out her pigtails and slap it on her back.

Yesterday I was handle barin' some chick when i found out that it was actually my cousin.

by Chrissy T June 28, 2006

Croatian Pan-handle

Sexual position:
Lie down flat with an erection, Draw a circle on your abdomen area, flatten the penis and make it look like a handle, the opposite partner then shits into the circle, then they use the 'pan-handle' to make a 'Croatian Omlet' which contains a mixture of semen and shit.

Me and my wife spiced up our sex life with the croatian pan-handle.

by El Guru July 28, 2011

Hanger

A closeted homosexual. Think about it...where do you keep your hangers?


In the closet. EXACTLY

"My gaydar tells me that guy is a hanger"

by MJAY July 16, 2008

love handle

Referring to the shape of your hand when you have a woman on all fours and have your thumb up her arse and your fingers in her fanny.
Also known as the bowling ball grip.

Bend over love so I can fit you with a love handle.

by Gary Bundy December 25, 2007

Hanger Steak

1. an aborted fetus

2. the act of having an abortion

You should have been a hanger steak!

She had a hanger steak.

She wants to have a hanger steak because she can't be bothered raising a kid.

by MarkEMendlove February 14, 2008