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Hobosexual 

the attraction of taking homeless people into your house filling your bathtub with a mixture of dipping sauces (ie. Ketchup, Barbecue, Mustard etc.) placing the fully-clothed hobo in said mixture to marinate, then laying the sauced covered hobo on your bed and licking the sauce off of their body.
"Are you a homosexual?"
"No I'm a hobosexual."

fomosexual 

a person who acts gay or lesbian
"she keeps saying she likes girls"
"She isn't lesbian,she is a fomosexual!!"
fomosexual by billy_bob_jr February 10, 2009

nomosexual

After spending her teen years partying and sleeping around, Allison turned to the church and became a nomosexual - saving herself for marriage.
nomosexual by Dr. Sed May 25, 2006

Hobosexual 

One who considers the homeless as sexual beings; one who likes to have sexual encounters with dirty strangers; one who dresses in a homeless person's costume for role playing in sexual enjoyment
My husband and I like to have sex in the dirt.We are hobosexuals.
I'm such a hobosexual, I would totally bang that dude over there holding up that cardboard sign.
I haven't showered today, I feel like a hobosexual.
Hobosexual by Amnika Maypry August 8, 2008

Homosezual 

When something uttered by a straight man's mouth makes him sound as if he partakes in homosexuality, or alternatively, when a straight man has an effeminate "gay" voice.
"Mitch was talking about tennis balls flying at his nose, and he sounded like such a homosezual."

"Paul's not gay, but his voice is homosezual."
Homosezual by Bradley P. September 9, 2008

homersexual

D'oh, you mean Mo's a homersexual and likes Bart!
homersexual by Bud E Love May 5, 2003