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Hawk Tuahitus Disorder

(Disclaimer: This is obviously a joke and shouldn't be taken too seriously)

Hawk Tuahitus Disorder (Pronunciation: Haw-k Too-Ah-eye-tus) (or "HTD" for short) is a mental disorder that shares similarities to "Amogus Syndrome"
It's believed that the disease is linked with the viral internet meme known as "Hawk Tuah", which was made by an influencer that goes by the nickname "Hawk Tuah Girl"

For one to get the disease, they would need a source of media or any other kind of influence to know of the meme's existence
(for example: Twitter/X, Youtube, Instagram, Etc. Or through a conversation with a friend/relative)

Those who suffer from Hawk Tuahitus develop symptoms such as head shaking, mood swings, headaches, auditory hallucinations, anxiety, and Brainrot upon hearing the phrase "Hawk Tuah" or any soundalikes within phrases and sentences
This can be from everyday conversations, work, media, Etc.

If you or a loved one is suffering from HTD, seek a medical professional and be sure to quarantine from any sources of media for at least 1-2 months (depending on how severe the disease is)
Also make sure to inform someone of the condition before making any conversations to prevent cases of a soundalike to the phrase
Friend 1:
"Hey dude, have you heard about this meme lately? The one with the girl saying 'hawk tuah'?"
Friend 2:
"Dude don't mention anything about that, I have Hawk Tuahitus Disorder and I'm trying to recover from it."
Friend 1:
"Ah shit, sorry about that, I'll be sure to avoid talking about it."
by thebrokendoggo December 5, 2024
mugGet the Hawk Tuahitus Disordermug.

hawking hunting

The action of looking for Steven Hawking or a smart with a mobile disability, specifically for an act of looking for a lover.
Hey Jenny, let's go hawking hunting I heard that dating a vegetable is good for you.
by Shia Leboof May 26, 2018
mugGet the hawking huntingmug.

hawk tuah

Hawk tuah (hawk ptui, hawk ptooey, hawk ptoo, hawk patuh, or hawk putuh) is an onomatopoeia for spitting. “Hawk” refers to the sound of saliva accumulating inside the mouth, while “tuah” refers to the sound of saliva being ejected.
Thou must give them that 'hawk tuah' and spew upon that thing.
by AbsurdistJiffu July 9, 2024
mugGet the hawk tuahmug.

hawk and jawk

when you hawk tuah spit on that thang and jawk (jerk) it til a man nuts
i gave my homie travis kelce the hawk and jawk before the super bowl
by scoobydoopoppop1 December 2, 2024
mugGet the hawk and jawkmug.

toilet hawking

To secretly watch someone on the toilet through the space between the door and the wall of a bathroom stall.
"I saw you out there toilet hawking me!"
by C. Sproungler January 6, 2014
mugGet the toilet hawkingmug.

Hawk Tuah Jonkler

"Hawk Tuah Jonkler" is the ultimate meme fusion of chaotic energy: a spit-happy Hailey Welch teamed up with a misspelled, offbeat Joker, where spitting and bad grammar combine to wreak havoc and confuse the internet.
"After watching that meme, I felt like Hawk Tuah Jonkler himself—spitting on that thang while cracking up like a confused Joker!"
by SkibidiSigmaHawkTuahJonkler September 24, 2024
mugGet the Hawk Tuah Jonklermug.

Hawk Fuah

Hawk tuahing while you fap.
by BigBenTfr December 5, 2024
mugGet the Hawk Fuahmug.

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