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Guinea Blow

When you plug one nostril with your finger and blow out of the other nostril with everything you have, sending a snot projectile out of your nose. Similar to farmers blow only gayer and Italians do it.
Santana had to get goo out his nose so he fired off a Guinea blow onto the street.
by HauseBabes February 11, 2025
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Guinea Blow

When you plug one nostril with your finger and blow out of the other nostril with everything you have, sending a snot projectile out of your nose. Similar to farmers blow only gayer and Italians do it.
Santana had to get goo out his nose so he fired off a Guinea blow onto the street.
by HauseBabes February 11, 2025
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Guatemalan Goatee

The act of using scissors or another shaving material to cut your pubic hairs off, and then using semen as a gluing agent to stick your pubic hairs to your chin to act as a beard.
"I can't grow a beard. Fuck it, ima pull a Guatemalan Goatee."
by BangalangMan February 12, 2025
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Guatemalean Thomas the Tank Engine

When two train cars seperate, so now a passanger must strap themselves upside down(Like a bat) to the back of one train wagon and a second passanger(on the second car) must give head(a blowjob) to the person strapped to the first car to form a link between the two wagons once more
"Oh no the train cars seperated! We'll have to do the Guatemalean Thomas the Tank Engine"
by Walter "Flashbang" White March 11, 2025
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guineapotamus

A loud racket making gargantuan female that puts on a noisy display in order to secure the attention of all within close proximity.
At the gym, the guineapotamus was wildin as soon as Ricky walked in. WTF over?
by Str8JN June 13, 2025
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Guatemalan fire-hose

The act of inserting your penis into one’s rectum over a heater while peeing blood inside of the same-sex’s rectum.
Bro me and you should guatemalan fire-hose to get in touch with ours guatemalan predecessors.
by Dimitrije July 7, 2025
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