gooch

the area of a mans body that goes from the end of the ball sack to the ass crack and when sweaty makes gooch juice

taylor was being a dumb shit so i smacked her with my gooch and smacked her right across the face with the gooch juice

by devin hauser May 13, 2008

gooch tickler

While in painting class in high school, Billy Corgan, future singer of the Smashing Pumpkins decided to create a machine that would paint pictures while Billy would play with his gooch in the other room. Billy then tripped on his way to the toilet and landed gooch first on his paint brush tipped machine. Billy found delightfully that he would devote his life to promoting his miracle machine which he deemed his "gooch Tickler". In a freak male lactation accident, Billy accidentally broke his machine and was unable to remake it effectively. He then took to his fifth love, music.

Billy spoke of his gooch tickler to a confused crowd.

by Dr. Edward Scrotalporn June 12, 2011

Gochki

To be extremely brilliant, smart, innovative and creative. Originated in the 2000s from the "Samantha and the 2 scrubz". This term is best used when describing a team.

Adjective: "WOW! That's a Gochki team"

Noun: "he's a gochki". Or, "they're the gochkis"

by Falanfur Gee October 20, 2004

gitchobutt creature

It is the dirty old men that ride busy trains during rush hour in Tokyo. They try to feel of young girls butts.. They get on the crowded trains because there is nothing the girl can do. She is trapped. Gitchobutts are nasty, vile creatures and will get a girls butt at any chance.

Did you see that gitchobutt creature on the train? Yea, he was such a slime ball.. Fuck that creep!!!

by Jim Jones and the magickoolaid January 22, 2013

Gooch Slapper

1. an individual who can frequently be seen slapping his own gooch

2. an individual who can frequently be seen slapping the gooch of another individual

Jim: Hey Taylor, you'll never who I just walked in on in the bathroom, slapping his own gooch!
Taylor: *gasp* Who?
Jim: Bob! I walked in to take a piss and there he was just standing in the stall with the door open, punishing his gooch!
Taylor: Wow... I never would have seen Bob as a gooch slapper...
Jim: I'm not sure if he saw me. I hope he didn't, I don't want him slappin' on my gooch.

by AnusMeister May 13, 2013

godchurch

jake paul made up this stupid ass word in his song

i just dropped some new merch and its sellin like a godchurch. heh lol

by kaliisbomb August 12, 2017

Godchurch

Some dumb shit that Jake Paul in his song

and i just dropped some new merch, and its selling like a godchurch

by chimpg November 7, 2017