Goat Powder

1. An anti-febrifuge, concoted by tincture of ovine urine triple distilled, condensed and crystalised over a twelve year period on top of a mountain somewhere, for the purposes of having a life.

2. Archaeologist jargon for fucking the evidence.

3. Someone who has no life.
1. "Wanna buy some goat-powder, sonny?"

2. "This context change proves the saxon theory"

"There is no context change; you're making goat powder"

3. "Phil is so boring, he's goat powder".
by Captain Pugwasher November 18, 2009
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Goats Up

Goats up is a term used describe raising the consciousness of others. Also describes taking an audience on a mental goose chase.
The crowd at Austin City Limits met the Minnesota chapter of Goats Up and got woke.
by Goat leader October 04, 2018
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goat shaking

Larry caught John goat shaking in the motor home.
by sivart33 January 04, 2014
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goat diggers

When someone has two big front teeth that look like a goats front teeth. Also goats dig with their teeth so it creates the term Goat Diggers.
Hey Major!, did you see the goat diggers on Mark?
by Minamus April 06, 2017
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goat brother

its ralsei
oh my god its ralsei oh my god help me goat brother i cant breathe
by someguyonwifi November 29, 2021
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crusty goat

It means when someone is a bitch or is acting crusty
Damn he's a crusty goat
by Crustygoat4life December 20, 2016
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Satan Goat

A goat that looks like Satan
it's scary as fuck, but cute
Who wouldn't want a fucking satan goat?
"Gurlll look at that Satan goat"
" I want a Satan Goat"
by Welcome ToWonderland May 03, 2015
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