goat parade

n. Any needlessly festive over-hyped celebration put on for the benefit of the organizers rather than the participants. Usually arranged by a government agency or a corporation to show that they are one with the people.

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Why all the bunting and balloons on Main Street? Did we finally win a war?

No. It's another goat parade. We're honoring finger-painters that have made a difference.

Will there be cake?

by gnostic 1 October 7, 2013

goat raisins

goat raisins, goat droppings, goat feces, goat poop.

The ground in the goat pin looks like it's covered with raisins, goat raisins.

by BloughMi February 15, 2017

SAR GOAT

A player who is very good at the game super animal royale

Dylan is a SAR GOAT he is so cracked

by planeboy July 3, 2021

goat diggers

When someone has two big front teeth that look like a goats front teeth. Also goats dig with their teeth so it creates the term Goat Diggers.

Hey Major!, did you see the goat diggers on Mark?

by Minamus April 5, 2017

Goated Amount

You are Goated at everything

I am Goated Amount

by IPhone2isPro? March 7, 2022

Stoned as a goat

When you’ve sucked back a few to many see through didgeridoo’s and your mind channels you to your inner goat.

Taylor- fuuaark!! I’ve been talking to you for the last 10 mins and your not even registering anything I’m saying!

Ben- Sorry mate, I’m just fucking stoned as a goat after that session.

by Lord-Tennis-Courts September 20, 2021

stink goat

A hairy lesbian hippys long sweaty flaps dangling out on a hot summers day.

"Oh man Bertha - your sweat is outlining your stink goat again".

by drrryl March 4, 2016