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by Malqua April 5, 2010
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Brand Geek

Someone who is obsessed with brands on clothing, ranging from top designer brands to unknown designers. They will look at a tag and go, "Oh..of course you should like it..it's a shirt from LMBD!".
Most of the times, they don't even know that whatever's on the tag isn't a top designer, and assume that every tag inside a clothing that says a company is a major designer. They go twice as crazy if they see the tag lists an actual top known designer company like Juicy Couture or Ralph Lauren or something and go triple crazy if it's on sale. An example of a brand geek is my mom, probably what several moms are.
Mom: Hey this top is nice..
Me: Uh..it's all ruffled with pink flowers and it looks like something only grandma would wear.
Mom: Look! It's from BRTC Fashyuns!
Me: Who are they?
Mom: Big designers of course.

later..
Mom: Hey look..a nice jacket!
Me: Mom, it's pale pink. Doesn't really go with my tone and not one of my favorite colors..plus it's like three sizes larger, and it has these weird polka dots and little cat buttons.
Mom: I know! So pretty huh! Especially the little cat buttons..Ooh look it's from OSA"
Me: Um..who?
Mom: A really good company..
Me: *in head: mom you're a brand geek. no offence.*
by gumm girl June 7, 2008
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Geek-Monstur

a drug Addict, commonly addicted to crack cocaine. (noun)
Day bagged a-nudur Geek-Monstur in cell #6.
by Jose Ventura July 16, 2003
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geekiator

Individual who has mastered the definition of "geek" based on the most popular definition in the urban dictionary
" The term "geek" originally referred to the carnival performers whose act consisted of biting the heads off chickens and eating glass. Over time it came to be applied to anyone who got paid to do work considered odd or bizarre by mainstream society.

The term now enjoys a special status within the technical community, particularly among particularly knowledgable computer programmers. To identify oneself as a "geek" indicates a recognition that most people still consider programming computers to be a bizarre act, along with a certain fierce satisfaction in being very good at their inglorious profession.

That most software geeks now easily earn twice as much as the average laborer just sweetens their defiant embrace of the term.

Note: Unlike the word "nerd," which is always pejorative, "geek" often carries a positive connotation when used by one of the group. The use of the term by outsiders is considered insulting."
by Gi April 10, 2004
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Geeking

Why the fuck does geeking keep crashing? -Literally every user
by Oofyta! November 28, 2017
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de-geek

Your PowerPoint has too many technical terms. De-geek it and get it back to me by tomorrow.
by Steve Buser August 4, 2007
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Freaky Geek

a girl or guy who is quiet and demure in public, but in private is a fantastically sexual being. they enjoy the sensual and oh-so-very naughty qualities of romance and tend to know what they are doing naturally, even if they have little experience.
Sara is always pretty quiet, clumsy and abiding, but with her legs wrapped around her lover, she moans and controls with intense passion. She is a freaky geek.
by amazon24 December 20, 2012
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