going spiral

The exact opposite of "going viral." Occurs in a manner akin to Sisyphus attempting to push a boulder up a hill only to have it roll down again and again, endlessly. Use "going spiral" to describe endless striving that yields no results in spite of one's best efforts.

Even my best stories will never go viral. I'm doomed to a life of "going spiral," always circling the drain.

by Spiral-Sisyphus November 13, 2020

Go for a walk

A term often used to ask people to hook up with them at boarding school

Jim: “Hey Sally, wanna go for a walk before study hall?”
Sally: “Jim you know I have a boyfriend, so no I do not want to go for a walk with you

by Cushkid June 9, 2020

Go Monsanto on it

To Poison; to lay bare; to remove all life; to destroy as in "Agent Orange"

Damn, my arborvitae have all been eaten by bagworms! Next year I'm a go Monsanto on it

by leftydog1961 August 10, 2020

Going in sticky

When it's sticky and you just put it in

Jenny told forest to put it in sticky but forest wasn't sticky yet. "Going in sticky? Hell nah bitch!"

by Danny's daycare May 14, 2017

go fetal

When you are very tired and want to sleep; sleep in fetal position.

I'm so tired today; I just want to go home and go fetal.

by theriversong August 16, 2016

scrot and go

When you drag your balls across an unexpecting victim in act of self-pleasure, then proceed to escapes the scene.

I just pulled a scrot and goat on my friend Becky, she was surprised.

by Larry Bung January 29, 2017

going book

When you whisper longingly into your significant others genitalia.

I was going book on my wife last night after dinner.

by Hairy ballsac July 15, 2021