Canadian Football

Derived from a sport called rugby-football, superior to american football. Real men only need 3 downs! The field is 110 yards long and not as wide. The defense must remain 1 yars behind scrimmage until the ball is in play. The biggest similarity to rugby being the drop kick which involves at any time dropping the ball to the ground and after it bounces kicking it through the uprights. There is a 3 minute warning at the end of each half.

"Do you want to watch the Dalphins and Giants play"

"No I want Canadian football, I'm going to watch the roughriders play the roughriders."

by MadDog10101 November 11, 2009

American Football

Nerds worst enemy mostly beacause it is a very high contact sport and they are afraid to get hurt.
Also the greatest sport in the world.

American Football

by Mr.Whitaker69 December 21, 2008

Crimson Tide Football

The obsession of every redneck in the state of Alabama. Have more FAKE national championships than any other team in the country. Are followed by the largest sidewalk alum of all time. Have become 2nd fiddle to the mighty Auburn Tigers.

"rowl tydde pawl, crimson tide football"

by Crimpson Tyde February 2, 2012

College Football

Form of football. Very exciting with diehard fans and intence rivalries, But all in all, inferior to the NFL. Because for one: NFL players are improved college players, college players are college players. And #2: only about 30 teams in College Football are Decent, while the other 80 are crap.

Anyway, it's still a very good league to watch

Go Trojans! College Football Champions 2003 and 2004!

by Spikesy July 9, 2006

TA football

Pathetic, in each and every known way. Seriously. Each and every one of them. God they suck.

(football player) "TA FOOTBALL, YEAAAAA!!!!!"
(me) "You suck, dumbass."

by None of your fucking business who February 14, 2005

providence football

Middle school football team that consists of some of the hottest guys in Duval County, maybe even all of Jacksonville.
All of them are very smexi, and their games are preettty amazing (because they pone and can kick their butts).

LYKE ZOMG DAT DUDE THAT PLAYS ON THE PROVIDENCE FOOTBALL IS LYKE SUPA HAWWTTT!11!1!!!

Man, that Providence kid is so hot I could lick his abs.

by wuve you February 20, 2009

soccer (football)

90 minutes of waiting for something exciting to happen.

I watched soccer (football) today. That's an hour and a half I'll never get back.

by rugbykiltman June 21, 2014