wearing a hoodie in florida

Almost completely certain to get you shanked.

Similar to: Suicide

Oi! Why are you wearing a hoodie in Florida?

by TheBestBird April 8, 2016

Florida

A GTA server that became a state.

I'm on the Florida server.

by Kev1213 March 29, 2021

Florida Weekend

Florida Weekend- is an all weekend event of hanging out with friends, 2butgetting drunk, causing trouble, crusing around, bar hopping, and looking for chicks. Letting the boy's be boy's.

I can't wait to leave work Friday the boy's an I are going to have a Florida Weekend.

My girls working all weekend.. I'm having a Florida Weekend .. Let the boy's be boy's!

by Arp624 June 25, 2016

Florida

When that one friend is trying to refer to California but they aren’t the brightest

“My package is in Florida!”
*shows friend*
“You mean California?”

by Mk_is_cool July 6, 2021

Chris from south florida

Chris is a man from south florida who sends in lots of clips of car crashes to the idiots in cars youtube channel

Person 1: Yo you watch idiots in cars
Person 2: Yeah do you like chris from south florida

by UHhUhUHuHuhuhuhUHUHhUH June 7, 2022

faster than a Florida tail wind

To leave quickly.

They left the scene faster than a Florida tail wind.

by Saharayogi April 19, 2018

Florida

Florida is really ratchet New York. The Miami metro area is basically the New York Metro areas except more crime and hotter. Even though New York gets snow, we don't have to worry about a hurricane every 2 weeks. Disney World is basically the only thing New York doesn't have, though you can find some magical bullshit in Westchester. They also have their shittier version of IHOP in Waffle House. Also they got Gators and Florida's football hasn't been good since Tim Tebow and Jameis Winston. The amount of crime in the state is pretty amazing; you can always find something on {Florida Man}. Final note: Syosset and Dix Hills > Boca

"Damn, they got a hella lot of tattoos."
"Welcome to Florida."

by iaintajap November 10, 2019