Florida Syndrome

Slow drivers in the left lane of any two-lane road; an acute inability to understand that the left lane is for faster-moving, passing vehicles.

Bob was crusing along nicely in the early stages of the commute, relatively nicely, there were the usual sufferers of Florida Syndrome in the left lane.

by raybanshe February 16, 2025

Florida

Aligator place

Holy roly poly eating guacamole! Is that an aligator? Are we in Florida?

by memeyshlimoloninie May 17, 2023

Florida Ice

When you give someone you shit in a cup and proceed to forcefully have sex with them and nut in one nostril and your Left ear

Hey babe can I Florida Ice You? It’s

by RandomNigga1000000 May 27, 2023

Florida Citrus Center

More like
What the fuck
How many signs are there for that?

Penguinz0: Florida Citrus Center? More like: What the fuck? How many signs are there for that?

by Hurricane2005 May 31, 2023

Florida

Hell

Florida is worse the hell

by Cheese is pretty epic June 7, 2023

Leesburg Florida

A crack head and tweaker shit hole town located in central Florida. All the bitches are fat and ugly asf and 90% of em are missing their teeth. The police here are absolute pussies they’d rather send a full ass swat team on teenagers smoking weed but let these absolute crazy meth heads run all over the place. The food here is ight but everything closes at 5. It’s also hot as hell here. Here are some typical leesburg quotes I provided as example

“Dude you gotta try brick n barell their food slaps! They only charge 40 for a cold ass burger!”

“Time to flex my beat up ass chipped 1980s pickup around Venetian”

“Gimme a fuckin lighter right now!”

Welcome to Leesburg Florida

by Ax1459 April 2, 2025

Florida Jordansexual

Someone who lives in Duval county that hates on lebron and goes by Mezzo .. if not jordan then Kobe is the goat is something that he will mention and he need to let him rest in propeller lakers In 5

Mezzo is a Florida jordansexual

by Goat facts April 18, 2025