farmer envy

When a person (usually a homosexual man) is jealous of a person he knows who happens to be a farmer.

Brian had farmer envy of Caleb.

by Charlie Macdonald March 25, 2024

Farmer

Any person who raises livestock or grows food for resale. The best farmers usually grow coffee bean trees and raise goats in Uganda.

Brian M: "you're not a farmer because you don't own a copy of the farmer's almanac."

Caleb L: "you're stupid and most likely gay. I'll bet you were in the Navy and 'hot racked' with seamen. I own goats and coffee beans trees in Uganda and according to Urban dictionary, that makes me a farmer."

Brian M: "I guess you're correct...I am stupid and gay."

by Charlie Macdonald March 25, 2024

Farfetch.ing

The act of buying any and everything fashion from farfetch using crypto

I am farfetch.ing all my travel necessities

by farfetch.ing March 27, 2024

Farmer Brown New York

In New York State; Vestal, there is a story that has been going around since 1844. The tale is 'Farmer Brown'. Farmer brown woke up a night to his daughter being gone, she was murdered for a satanic ritual. He went on a murderous rampage, killing 13 children. Eventually the town found him in choconut creek, also known today as the witches forest of new york, he was killed.

Farmer Brown New York was a bad man.

by New York Stories May 27, 2024

Farmers carpet

The layer of thick miscellaneous dust and debris located in warehouses that create a soft surface.

I'm glad this farmers carpet makes it soft to work on my knees.

by Beefyburrito July 14, 2024

Farmers

Oh yeah dawg! They're robbing farmers. They're robbing geniuses. They're robbing everybody up in this bitch!

Hym "Everybody EXCEPT for Faggot-Matt. He is a dissident and doesn't believe in property, therefore, cannot be robbed. Women are real Matt! And so are farmers!"

by Hym Iam February 10, 2025

Farmer Dan

The best baseball player this side the Mississippi.

What would you do if you had 25 sticks and were stuck in a room with Farmer Dan?
Who is Farmer Dan?
He's the best baseball player this side of the Mississippi

by FrozenMemes February 25, 2026