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Wheel of Father

When your mother is such a hore that she’s got multiple leads of possible men she slept with before you were born.
David was curious about his father and his mom didn’t know who he was. He had to play wheel of father to find out.
by Dnurse15 August 16, 2023
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Finger father

The man who makes you food at work, makes you feel better about yourself, and supports you through your worst shifts. He saves your life on a daily basis.
"yeah bro, he's my finger father, I don't know where I'd be without him"
by Dock Daddy December 20, 2021
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father

by ajkldskjldassdjkal December 14, 2020
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father

something i dont have and never will
my father left me when i was 5 after my mom got a job
by where my dad go? March 7, 2023
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Father

Both a parent and a test to see if you're not going down the long, long, LONG path of degenerating into a retard with no use if the world or society.
Guy 1: Do you have your Father?

Guy 2: Welp, I did just subscribe to Dream-

Guy 1: Is that your dad going to get the milk?

Guy 2: OH SHIT! I GOTTA UNSUBSCRIBE!
by The Living Walking Dictionary February 8, 2023
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